Greg Shumchenia
@gregshum.bsky.social
Brand marketer, strategist, & category planner
Head of Brand Marketing at Mailchimp
Posting about what makes ads memorable
📍California
Head of Brand Marketing at Mailchimp
Posting about what makes ads memorable
📍California
It's weird that dogs are taller when they sit.
February 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's weird that dogs are taller when they sit.
Trump is a condom on the dick of progress.
February 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Trump is a condom on the dick of progress.
The "Back The Blue" crowd is clapping while Trump actually becomes the one to defund the police.
January 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The "Back The Blue" crowd is clapping while Trump actually becomes the one to defund the police.
The guy who buys gold toilets would like you to think he's concerned about spending.
January 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The guy who buys gold toilets would like you to think he's concerned about spending.
Does anyone have a good follower pack for news I would normally trust the CDC to give me?
January 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Does anyone have a good follower pack for news I would normally trust the CDC to give me?
This dog LOVES a tall blanket pile.
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This dog LOVES a tall blanket pile.
The Empire really puts control panels in the *worst* possible places huh?
January 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The Empire really puts control panels in the *worst* possible places huh?
Grab a new jacket before prices increase.
January 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Grab a new jacket before prices increase.
Can't believe all these red light therapy gurus haven't once considered the wrinkled and scaled effects it's had on reptiles for decades.
January 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Can't believe all these red light therapy gurus haven't once considered the wrinkled and scaled effects it's had on reptiles for decades.
MOVING FORWARD PLEASE ENSURE ALL INTERNET JOKES FIT THE STANDARD "KNOCK KNOCK" FORMAT.
A lot of idiots are getting confused.
A lot of idiots are getting confused.
January 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
MOVING FORWARD PLEASE ENSURE ALL INTERNET JOKES FIT THE STANDARD "KNOCK KNOCK" FORMAT.
A lot of idiots are getting confused.
A lot of idiots are getting confused.
If you have IBS you're a DEI hire.
January 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you have IBS you're a DEI hire.
Reposted by Greg Shumchenia
Democrats: How can we go viral?
(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)
Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)
Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
January 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Democrats: How can we go viral?
(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)
Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)
Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
This shit annoys the shit out of me. It's not even clever. Can we not just say "Fuck Elon Musk"?
January 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This shit annoys the shit out of me. It's not even clever. Can we not just say "Fuck Elon Musk"?
If a Nazi salute can mean "sending your heart" then we should all be able to call him a cunt on national TV and just say it means "handsome rich guy."
January 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If a Nazi salute can mean "sending your heart" then we should all be able to call him a cunt on national TV and just say it means "handsome rich guy."
1 down, 1,582 to go.
January 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
1 down, 1,582 to go.
Returning phone calls is common courtesy so I'm not sure why that pot/kettle thing is such an insult.
January 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Returning phone calls is common courtesy so I'm not sure why that pot/kettle thing is such an insult.
Get to know me by my grammar...
I capitalize the b in Black but not the g in god.
I capitalize the b in Black but not the g in god.
January 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Get to know me by my grammar...
I capitalize the b in Black but not the g in god.
I capitalize the b in Black but not the g in god.
I gotta say I'm mostly upset that we saw Elon's O face this early on. Or at all.
January 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I gotta say I'm mostly upset that we saw Elon's O face this early on. Or at all.
Everyone saying the Bishop's speech won't change Trump are missing the point. Powerful people saying "I disagree" is meaningful right now.
It's ESPECIALLY effective against a narcissist. Stealing the spotlight and the headlines are the best forms of protest against a man who craves both.
It's ESPECIALLY effective against a narcissist. Stealing the spotlight and the headlines are the best forms of protest against a man who craves both.
January 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Everyone saying the Bishop's speech won't change Trump are missing the point. Powerful people saying "I disagree" is meaningful right now.
It's ESPECIALLY effective against a narcissist. Stealing the spotlight and the headlines are the best forms of protest against a man who craves both.
It's ESPECIALLY effective against a narcissist. Stealing the spotlight and the headlines are the best forms of protest against a man who craves both.
Mrs. Patterson, you sweet milk-fed babychild.
January 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Mrs. Patterson, you sweet milk-fed babychild.
They're so obsessed with "biological gender" but they don't even know they just biologically classified EVERYONE as female.
January 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They're so obsessed with "biological gender" but they don't even know they just biologically classified EVERYONE as female.
So the guy who spends 90% of his time at a place called Mar A Lago (Spanish for "sea to lake") wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico? Education starts at home, my dude.
January 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So the guy who spends 90% of his time at a place called Mar A Lago (Spanish for "sea to lake") wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico? Education starts at home, my dude.
And they say conservatives never reach across the aisle.
January 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And they say conservatives never reach across the aisle.
Can you leave something that never officially became real?
I'm announcing my departure from my very successful first exploration of Mars.
I'm announcing my departure from my very successful first exploration of Mars.
January 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Can you leave something that never officially became real?
I'm announcing my departure from my very successful first exploration of Mars.
I'm announcing my departure from my very successful first exploration of Mars.