Just keep doing what you're doing, R's. That whole "I voted for this" schtick is a real winner!

Tremendous!

Not even Duolingo can translate this jibberish.

So, socialism? 🤔

"Welcome to the first annual FIFA Honors awards..."

His new pal MBS should be thrilled. Quid pro quo, folks.

Any FL-21 Republicans who've soured on Trump (I know you're out there), but think R's in Congress will somehow figure it out and right the ship... They won't. Trump's only going to get worse, and a red House with Mike Johnson at the helm will continue to enable him. You can help fix this.

The Hague's gonna want to know the truth too.

Impeach. Every. Single. One.

But boy oh boy, that MRI sure was something!

She gets much less snarky when she knows they're screwed.

Breaking News: SCOTUS overturns the earlier Appeals Court ruling while it's being written.

Apologists gonna apologize. And apologize. And apologize...

I. Am. So. Sick. Of. Him.

Good... Now they'll have to EARN that 15% approval rating!

Schumer. Must. Go.

I'm beginning to think the founding fathers really didn't think everything through...

Now, imagine this happening in a $300 million gilded wing of the White House...

I'm just gonna take the W.