Greg Sherman
@gregsherman.bsky.social
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Greg Sherman
@gregsherman.bsky.social
· Jul 27
Find a partner that looks at you the way my wife looks at a baked potato with butter and sour cream.
Let me know when that Costco boycott kicks in so I can avoid the crowds.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Let me know when that Costco boycott kicks in so I can avoid the crowds.
Did anyone have "War Criminal in the Cabinet" on their 2025 bingo card?
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Did anyone have "War Criminal in the Cabinet" on their 2025 bingo card?
Signs you might be living in a fascist regime...
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Signs you might be living in a fascist regime...
Happy Leftovers Day!
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Happy Leftovers Day!
Everyone calls me "comrade" now. "Hey! I saw that cab first, comrade! Hey! I'm walking here, comrade! Hey! Turn down your f*cking music, comrade!" It's nice.
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Everyone calls me "comrade" now. "Hey! I saw that cab first, comrade! Hey! I'm walking here, comrade! Hey! Turn down your f*cking music, comrade!" It's nice.
Oh. Suddenly he knows something about something.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Oh. Suddenly he knows something about something.
MAGA: Don't want to be picked up by ICE? Come here legally.
*reports of legal residents and citizens being profiled*
MAGA: How dare you report this divisive news!
*reports of legal residents and citizens being profiled*
MAGA: How dare you report this divisive news!
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
MAGA: Don't want to be picked up by ICE? Come here legally.
*reports of legal residents and citizens being profiled*
MAGA: How dare you report this divisive news!
*reports of legal residents and citizens being profiled*
MAGA: How dare you report this divisive news!
I'm gonna steer clear of the bridges and tunnels today because of all the, you know, fleeing.
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm gonna steer clear of the bridges and tunnels today because of all the, you know, fleeing.
Every single one of these fucks needs to be prosecuted.
Ice agents crashing into US citizens then forcibly detaining them.
They don’t know how to hold guns. They clearly don’t have any training. They obviously aren’t following the laws.
This is embarrassing for our country and dangerous for our citizens.
They don’t know how to hold guns. They clearly don’t have any training. They obviously aren’t following the laws.
This is embarrassing for our country and dangerous for our citizens.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Every single one of these fucks needs to be prosecuted.
Oh, man. If Comey walks on a technicality, Trump's cankles are gonna explode!
It's a no-brainer that her appointment is invalid. So the question becomes, is the indictment (on she was the only lawyer signatory) invalid as a result—and, if so, is it too late for the Trump DOJ to remedy that problem, given that the statute of limitations ran on Sept. 30.
James Comey formally notifies the court of his intent to try to disqualify Trump’s lawyer Lindsey Halligan as unlawfully appointed.
The motion cites rulings DQ-ing two other Trump top prosecutors: Sigal Chattah and Alina Habba.
The motion cites rulings DQ-ing two other Trump top prosecutors: Sigal Chattah and Alina Habba.
October 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Oh, man. If Comey walks on a technicality, Trump's cankles are gonna explode!
Truth Social is big mad 'bout Bad Bunny.
September 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Truth Social is big mad 'bout Bad Bunny.
It's the least I can do.
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It's the least I can do.
Brilliant! How did the people who developed solar power technology not know that the sun sometimes--what's the word--sets?
Burgum to CNBC: "The intermittent sources, the unreliable and expensive sources like solar and wind -- you don't know when the wind's gonna blow, we do know when the sun is gonna shine and it's not 24 hours a day."
September 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Brilliant! How did the people who developed solar power technology not know that the sun sometimes--what's the word--sets?
Another one bites the dust.
September 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Another one bites the dust.
I'll sleep when I'm dead. (Or at 10pm, whichever comes first.)
September 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'll sleep when I'm dead. (Or at 10pm, whichever comes first.)
Trump just fired the kid who installs Excel on BLS computers.
BRUTAL JOBS REPORT: Just 22,000 jobs added in August. Unemployment rises to 4.3%. Broader jobless rate jumps to 8.1%. Slowest 4-month growth since 2020. Plus, downward revisions for June and July of -21,000. Yikes.
September 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Trump just fired the kid who installs Excel on BLS computers.
I walked on this for 10 minutes and I'm still not gay! Am I doing it wrong, Gov. DeSantis?
September 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I walked on this for 10 minutes and I'm still not gay! Am I doing it wrong, Gov. DeSantis?
"believe" "seems"
These people are pathetic.
These people are pathetic.
WELKER: Do you have 100% confidence in Secretary Kennedy?
LANKFORD: I believe he's who the president picked. He's challenging some of the assumption - what is it about autism? He seems to be following the science
WELKER: The science has debunked links between autism & vaccines for more than 20 yrs
LANKFORD: I believe he's who the president picked. He's challenging some of the assumption - what is it about autism? He seems to be following the science
WELKER: The science has debunked links between autism & vaccines for more than 20 yrs
August 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"believe" "seems"
These people are pathetic.
These people are pathetic.
Today I have verified I am human 7 times. I likely will still be tomorrow.
August 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Today I have verified I am human 7 times. I likely will still be tomorrow.
Is it me, or is the Wordle bot a bit of a condescending prick?
August 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Is it me, or is the Wordle bot a bit of a condescending prick?
I'm trying hard to ignore inconsequential stuff like this, but good lord...
August 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I'm trying hard to ignore inconsequential stuff like this, but good lord...
Today he complained that the Smithsonian says slavery was bad.
August 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Today he complained that the Smithsonian says slavery was bad.