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Greg
@gregmonahan.bsky.social
humans are the only animals who evolved to have chins. now why is that?

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like where are *these* tweets here?

We need more of:
1) this weird shit
+ MUCH less:
2) habitual doomscrollers, each of whom seemingly button their shirts all the way up to the collar before volleying back & forth increasingly apocalyptic ideas w/ other libs in the Misery Olympics

Happy Monday!
April 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
today my sister said "hey have you seen our new pergola!?"

to which i said "i am pretty sure i am not wealthy enough to even know what that word means"

and i was RIGHT
December 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
people with a house & kid saying "haha! i ALSO haven't figured life out yet!" is my Roman Empire.

provided we're talking about wanting to hang the Roman Empire
December 18, 2024 at 7:57 AM
i would definitely name my company IFEART. that is a great idea. these guys are doing great
December 16, 2024 at 1:21 AM