Greg
@gregmonahan.bsky.social
humans are the only animals who evolved to have chins. now why is that?
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Our weekly sched:
Mon — Eat St Crossing 7p
Tue — Brühaven 6:30
Tue — Beckett's 7
Wed — Pat's Tap 7:30
Thu — Eagle MPLS 7:30
founder of MN's best bar trivia. Check out The Bar Exams!
Our weekly sched:
Mon — Eat St Crossing 7p
Tue — Brühaven 6:30
Tue — Beckett's 7
Wed — Pat's Tap 7:30
Thu — Eagle MPLS 7:30
does anyone have any AAA batteries
May 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
does anyone have any AAA batteries
i find it interesting that, in what I am told is the "State of Hockey," the sports bar I work at empties out after the Timberwolves lose & the Wild are up 4-2 in the 3rd period
April 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i find it interesting that, in what I am told is the "State of Hockey," the sports bar I work at empties out after the Timberwolves lose & the Wild are up 4-2 in the 3rd period
is there anyone funny on here
PLEASE send me the funny accounts
PLEASE send me the funny accounts
April 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
is there anyone funny on here
PLEASE send me the funny accounts
PLEASE send me the funny accounts
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Minneapolis entering "why we live here" season
April 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Minneapolis entering "why we live here" season
My Thoughts On Tonight's NCAA Championship:
watching the clock drain to 0.0 bc you can't double-dribble is among the funniest imaginable ways a team could lose -- *or win* -- a title game.
absolutely must hand it to Houston: could not have thought that one up myself. 10/10 🫡
watching the clock drain to 0.0 bc you can't double-dribble is among the funniest imaginable ways a team could lose -- *or win* -- a title game.
absolutely must hand it to Houston: could not have thought that one up myself. 10/10 🫡
April 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
My Thoughts On Tonight's NCAA Championship:
watching the clock drain to 0.0 bc you can't double-dribble is among the funniest imaginable ways a team could lose -- *or win* -- a title game.
absolutely must hand it to Houston: could not have thought that one up myself. 10/10 🫡
watching the clock drain to 0.0 bc you can't double-dribble is among the funniest imaginable ways a team could lose -- *or win* -- a title game.
absolutely must hand it to Houston: could not have thought that one up myself. 10/10 🫡
at the bar asking my friend's parents "so how do you two know each other?"
March 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
at the bar asking my friend's parents "so how do you two know each other?"
curious how my ADHD manifests?? well, just walked the dog in a snowstorm & lost my phone – spent 20-25min running sprints down the sidewalk, digging thru snow piles with my iPad in-hand, running Find My app. No luck.
Because i didnt leave my apartment w/ my phone. It was never outside.
🫠
Because i didnt leave my apartment w/ my phone. It was never outside.
🫠
March 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
curious how my ADHD manifests?? well, just walked the dog in a snowstorm & lost my phone – spent 20-25min running sprints down the sidewalk, digging thru snow piles with my iPad in-hand, running Find My app. No luck.
Because i didnt leave my apartment w/ my phone. It was never outside.
🫠
Because i didnt leave my apartment w/ my phone. It was never outside.
🫠
super neat that Adrien Brody deemed himself more important than anyone else who has accepted an award tonight.
rules don't apply to you if you've won an Oscar before?
yeah yeah he went anti-war at the end, but only to buy himself some goodwill
rules don't apply to you if you've won an Oscar before?
yeah yeah he went anti-war at the end, but only to buy himself some goodwill
March 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
super neat that Adrien Brody deemed himself more important than anyone else who has accepted an award tonight.
rules don't apply to you if you've won an Oscar before?
yeah yeah he went anti-war at the end, but only to buy himself some goodwill
rules don't apply to you if you've won an Oscar before?
yeah yeah he went anti-war at the end, but only to buy himself some goodwill
this entire 97th Academy Awards is only put on to distract you from the fact The Nutty Professor won an Oscar in 1996
March 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
this entire 97th Academy Awards is only put on to distract you from the fact The Nutty Professor won an Oscar in 1996
good day happy new year PLZ RT
January 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
good day happy new year PLZ RT
today my sister said "hey have you seen our new pergola!?"
to which i said "i am pretty sure i am not wealthy enough to even know what that word means"
and i was RIGHT
to which i said "i am pretty sure i am not wealthy enough to even know what that word means"
and i was RIGHT
December 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
today my sister said "hey have you seen our new pergola!?"
to which i said "i am pretty sure i am not wealthy enough to even know what that word means"
and i was RIGHT
to which i said "i am pretty sure i am not wealthy enough to even know what that word means"
and i was RIGHT
airline people are actually wrong when they say over the intercom you can't vape on planes. you can definitely vape a little bit on planes
December 20, 2024 at 2:53 PM
airline people are actually wrong when they say over the intercom you can't vape on planes. you can definitely vape a little bit on planes
getting old and boring is a policy decision
December 19, 2024 at 6:36 AM
getting old and boring is a policy decision
people with a house & kid saying "haha! i ALSO haven't figured life out yet!" is my Roman Empire.
provided we're talking about wanting to hang the Roman Empire
provided we're talking about wanting to hang the Roman Empire
December 18, 2024 at 7:57 AM
people with a house & kid saying "haha! i ALSO haven't figured life out yet!" is my Roman Empire.
provided we're talking about wanting to hang the Roman Empire
provided we're talking about wanting to hang the Roman Empire
i would definitely name my company IFEART. that is a great idea. these guys are doing great
December 16, 2024 at 1:21 AM
i would definitely name my company IFEART. that is a great idea. these guys are doing great
my friend just looked me in the eye and said "tequila milk"
December 10, 2024 at 6:05 AM
my friend just looked me in the eye and said "tequila milk"
Luigi Mangione is the funniest name I've ever heard in my life
a group of soccer players are standing on a field and one has the number 9 on his shorts
ALT: a group of soccer players are standing on a field and one has the number 9 on his shorts
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December 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Luigi Mangione is the funniest name I've ever heard in my life
oooh i see it's jury nullification SZN
December 9, 2024 at 6:57 PM
oooh i see it's jury nullification SZN
soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
December 8, 2024 at 11:31 PM
soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
i've decided we should call them "tweets"
if it's skeets i'm going back
We are debating between calling them "posts" or "skeets". No, really.
December 8, 2024 at 3:28 AM
i've decided we should call them "tweets"
if it's skeets i'm going back
We are debating between calling them "posts" or "skeets". No, really.
December 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
if it's skeets i'm going back
left twitter only to immediately get subtweeted
I've successfully bullied 4 twitter friends to join Bluesky. 😈
December 8, 2024 at 12:45 AM
left twitter only to immediately get subtweeted
well this seems a lot less Nazi-y already
December 8, 2024 at 12:35 AM
well this seems a lot less Nazi-y already