GL: like so ugly that the Shah of Persia wants to execute him.
Me: *cough*
GL: And he can’t fuck. Because of how ugly he is. Like he needs a half-mask to hide his grotesqueness.
Me: it’s only half his face?
GL: yeah so he’s just an absolute freak his mom hates him because of how ugly he is

Michael J Fox!
You’re going tariff MARTY MC-FUCKIN-FLY

Mary Pickford, Lorne Michaels, Will Sasso, Shannon Tweed, Cobie Smulders, Nathan , Phil Hartman, Carrie-Anne Moss, Cory Haim, David Cronenburg, Neve Campbell, Nathan Fillion, Donal Logue, Paul Shaffer, Freddie Freeman, Berry Pepper, Howard Shore, Rick Fox, James Doohan, Rick Moranos, Superman,

Alanis Morissette, Alexander Graham Bell, Ryan Gosling, Dan Aykroyd, David Suzuki, Tommy Douglas, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Sandra Oh, Ryan Reynolds, Simu Lee, Elliot Page, James Cameron, Howie Mandel, Anna Paquin, Christoper Plummer, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Nelly Furtado, Leslie Nielsen,

Rachel McAdams, Michael Cera, Matthew Perry, Nickelback, Avril Lavigne, Catherine O’Hara, Taylor Kitsch, Dan Levy, Eugene Levy, Jason Priestley, Bryan Adams, Hayden Christensen, Feist, Martin Short, John Candy, Wayne Gretzky, Steve Nash, Frederick Banting, Sandford Flemming, Christine Sinclair,

TLDR: Cage is great, Daredevil is worth your time, Defenders was fun kinda, if you’re bored: Iron Fist, Jessica Jones, Punisher - sure why not

Special nod to Carrie-Anne Moss and Vincent D’Onofrio who ate up every scene they were in playing larger than life “villains”. They both made any scene so much better.

Daredevil couldn’t see so... he could be a really good lawyer in Spider-Man No Way Home?

Season 3 was good overall but the inner conflict of Daredevil was too long. And maybe he rejected the Devil suit for ethos but it wasn’t as fun as season 2 or Defenders when he’s full DD. Season 4 with 🎯 would have been sweet

But season 2 plots are mehhh. And season 1 felt like so much build up just to get the sweet spots. The action sequences set a cinematic tone that get replicated by all the other series for a reason. That first hallway first 👨🏻‍🍳💋

Daredevil:
🕶🕶🕶🕶4 out 5 rose coloured glasses! This series hinges on “the big guy” Kingpin and gave the marvel tv universe most of the characters debuts. The interplay of Murdoch, Foggy, and Karen and the duplicity of Daredevil was great. The best acted series

Jessica Jones punched people real hard, so Captain Marvel could listen to No Doubt!

Season 1 was pretty decent except episode count, Season 2 was some of the worst tv I’ve ever seen, and Season 3 was slightly more good than bad. Loved Malcolm and Hogarth’s character arcs. Trish Walker was an excuse for any former child actor to turn into an adult monster

Jessica Jones:
🥃🥃🥃 3 out 5 brown liquor drinks! Overall this was the most awkward to watch in the constant tag of war of: noir detective comicbook vs show about addiction mostly? It was fine? Ritter was great, has wonderful timing, and I guess is an attempt at antihero?

Punisher screamed as he got shot at sooo Yelena could get revenge?
(Yes these review tags are starting to not make sense anymore already)

Season 1 had a fun Bourne vibe, season 2 was pure John Wick. But I mostly did not care about any of these characters and anything that happened to them ever. Maybe it’s shouldn’t have been a series? Maybe because way too many ACAB identify with Punisher?

The Punisher:
🔫🔫 2 out 5 bullet wounds! If you like gunshots and guttural yelling do I have the series for you! If watching Jon Berthnal get fucked up is your kink - boing.
This is the least comicbookish of all except for like last scene of the series.

Iron Fist punched so Shang-Chi could have Ten Rings

But I do not see the hate towards Finn Jones and his character. It was well acted and his season 2 arch was great. But holy Jessica Henwick just stole the entire show. She deserves to be brought into the MCU as-is.
The series conclusion was great too!