It is both the second night of Hanukkah and the second night of the syncretic holiday of Partonukkah, which has its own distinct menorah and is celebrated by southern Jews everywhere (by which is meant, in my house.)

Basically impossible to see this headline and not picture Big Bird in a board room, maybe smoking, saying "fuck you, you fucking fuck. No deal."

Best sunset I ever saw.

Indeed.

so I unsubscribed from NYT in order to hide from the news for a decade or two but still habitually click over to it and it for some reason shows me several headlines in Spanish and sometimes things strike me as funny in Spanish that wouldn't in English and I do not know why exactly

And also