Greg
@gregesque.bsky.social
I'm going to have some takes that are mostly rooted in bitterness and should not be taken seriously. But also I'm right.
My expectations for this team are at an all-time low. I'm convinced that we could sign Courtois, Alexander-Arnold, van Dijk, Saliba, Davies, Bellingham, De Bruyne, etc and we would still lose in embarrassing fashion week-after-week.
🔵🟡 It's MATCHDAY, fam! The Five Stripes go to Austin, TX for the first time. Relieve us of the pain🙏 Vamos, boys!
What's your score prediction? First goal scorer? 👇
Get ready with your #ATLUTD match preview ▶️:
youtu.be/AmSQ9Oh-Ybw
What's your score prediction? First goal scorer? 👇
Get ready with your #ATLUTD match preview ▶️:
youtu.be/AmSQ9Oh-Ybw
May 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My expectations for this team are at an all-time low. I'm convinced that we could sign Courtois, Alexander-Arnold, van Dijk, Saliba, Davies, Bellingham, De Bruyne, etc and we would still lose in embarrassing fashion week-after-week.
This is the face of someone who hid a whoopee cushion under a seat and is just waiting for someone to sit on it.
Breaking News: Robert Francis Prevost was chosen to be the first American pope. He will be known as Pope Leo XIV. nyti.ms/3EUsnNI
May 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is the face of someone who hid a whoopee cushion under a seat and is just waiting for someone to sit on it.
MLS, week 2 update thread:
My team ( @atlutd17.bsky.social ) still sucks.
@timbers.com Portland's backup keeper is once again better than their starter (within their system) but will probably not continue to play. Portland won but just barely and they still suck.
My team ( @atlutd17.bsky.social ) still sucks.
@timbers.com Portland's backup keeper is once again better than their starter (within their system) but will probably not continue to play. Portland won but just barely and they still suck.
March 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
MLS, week 2 update thread:
My team ( @atlutd17.bsky.social ) still sucks.
@timbers.com Portland's backup keeper is once again better than their starter (within their system) but will probably not continue to play. Portland won but just barely and they still suck.
My team ( @atlutd17.bsky.social ) still sucks.
@timbers.com Portland's backup keeper is once again better than their starter (within their system) but will probably not continue to play. Portland won but just barely and they still suck.
Gorgeous. I miss actual, physical buttons and switches. There's a place for touchscreen tech but that place isn't everywhere.
Designed 35 years ago, still cooler than most gadgets today.
January 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Gorgeous. I miss actual, physical buttons and switches. There's a place for touchscreen tech but that place isn't everywhere.
@mfc.co.uk can you please try to keep Latte-Lath as safe as possible today? Just in case. Oh, And best of luck! #atlutd
January 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@mfc.co.uk can you please try to keep Latte-Lath as safe as possible today? Just in case. Oh, And best of luck! #atlutd
i need a xanax
Cesar Luis Merlo says that negotiations are advanced and that Miguel Almiron has given the green light to return. #ATLUTD
🚨🚨TRANSFER RUMOR: According to Tom Bogert, #ATLUTD are in talks with Newcastle United over a potential deal to bring back Miguel Almiron.
Talks not advanced but real possibility. Charlotte had MLS rights to negotiate but gave Atlanta United permission.
Thoughts, 17s?
Talks not advanced but real possibility. Charlotte had MLS rights to negotiate but gave Atlanta United permission.
Thoughts, 17s?
January 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i need a xanax
About 12 years ago, my friend Jon and I got so good at a sub-game of Starcraft called StarJeweled, that someone accused us of cheating... Still one of my greatest accomplishments.
January 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
About 12 years ago, my friend Jon and I got so good at a sub-game of Starcraft called StarJeweled, that someone accused us of cheating... Still one of my greatest accomplishments.
When Elmo is tired, he has his dad's eyes. So Elmos's dad is always tired. I get you, Elmos's Dad.
December 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM
When Elmo is tired, he has his dad's eyes. So Elmos's dad is always tired. I get you, Elmos's Dad.
“Like 10 posts. Teach our algorithm what you like.”
Apparently my choices are bird pictures or… bird pictures.
Apparently my choices are bird pictures or… bird pictures.
November 14, 2024 at 3:26 AM
“Like 10 posts. Teach our algorithm what you like.”
Apparently my choices are bird pictures or… bird pictures.
Apparently my choices are bird pictures or… bird pictures.