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Greg B. Pool
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Recovering geologist, skeptical inquirer, and burned-out jedi: “The galaxy is watching, and I have friends everywhere.” 🖖🏼
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
“I HOPE ALL OF YOUR HOLIDAY WISHES COME TRUE” as POTUS and VPOTUS get snatched up by a passing alien spacecraft.
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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This award should haunt POTUS, for it represents the hands of all the people he’s called “garbage” clawing their way back to a normal life on this planet.
Metallic statue of a planet beneath hands of people. Whether they are holding up the planet or trying to pull it back from an alternate reality is unknown. Regardless, the DOJ needs to release the Epstein Files. And FIFA is a joke.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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This should be your go-to stocking stuffer this Christmas.
Criminal life hack: Wear extra fingers so photo / video evidence will be inadmissible as it will appear to be Al generated.
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Who does he think is selling those healthcare plans?
"Don't give any money to the insurance companies, give it to the people directly. Let 'em go out, buy their own healthcare plan. And we're looking at that, if, if that can work. We're looking at that. That's sort of taken off. That's what I like," Trump said on Tuesday.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Every POTUS should be required to visit Constitution Corner in West Point NY and read marker no. 7, which has been there since 1943.

Source: www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=59186
LOYALTY TO THE CONSTITUTION THE UNITED STATES BOLDLY BROKE WITH THE ANCIENT MILITARY CUSTOM OF SWEARING LOYALTY TO A LEADER. ARTICLE VI REQUIRED THAT AMERICAN OFFICERS THEREAFTER SWEAR LOYALTY TO OUR BASIC LAW, THE CONSTITUTION. WHILE MANY OTHER NATIONS HAVE SUFFERED MINTARY COUPS THE UNITED STATES NEVER HAS OUR AMERICAN CODE OF MILITARY OBEDIENCE REQUIRES THAT SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT. OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW. MANY OTHER NATIONS HAVE ADOPTED OUK PRINCIPLE OF LOYALTY TO THE BASIC LAW. THIS NATION MUST HAVE MILITARY LEADERS OF PRINCIPLE AND INTEGRITY SO STRONG THAT THEIR OATHS TO SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION WILL UNFAILINGLY GOVERN THEIR ACTIONS. THE PURPOSE OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY ACADEMY IS TO PROVIDE SUCH LEADERS OF CHARACTER. This is a sign at the United States Military Academy, West Point, NY. I wonder if trump is going to call for whoever wrote this to be hanged as well.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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We need to onshore the making of frog costumes.
October 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Oh, but it felt so good.
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Do not forget that Canva is the official signmaker of Antifa. #NoKings
Photo of General Eisenhower: “I’m here at the direction of the leader is Antifa.”
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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“this chaos”
October 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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The founder of Antifa would like his girlfriend back.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Me: Sir, the snowflakes are triggered by the 1st Amendment.

Antifa President Dwight D. Eisenhower: Hold the line!
Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower: The reason we don’t speak German or Japanese.
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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My favorite part in “Sneakers” was when Robert Redford realized he could break any encryption and then released the Epstein files. No more secrets!
SETEC ASTRONOMY... TOO MANY SECRETS.
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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MAGA MOLESTERS ARE GRANTED AMNESTY
August 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Amurica. F’yeah!
Bald eagle pooping in your general direction.
July 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Eight Years A Slave

www.ibtimes.co.uk/builderai-co...
'It turns out the company had no Al and instead was just a group of Indian developers pretending to write code as Al,' he wrote in a Linkedin post. Beliunas also highlights that Duggal reportedly presented false revenue figures to investors. Remarkably, the company managed to sustain this deception for eight years.
June 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day. ☘️

Who are your influences?
The cast The Commitments.
March 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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From todays International Women’s Day march.
Save USGS BLOCK, DELAY, OBSTRUCT NO EXCUSES Make America Geological Again I like volcanoes who are not WOKE!
March 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Spoiler: America stands with Ukraine. 🇺🇦
POS human and boot licker Lil’ Marco Rubio: “Thank you @POTUS for standing up for America in a way that no President has ever had the courage to do before. Thank you for putting America First. America is with you!”
March 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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How it started: There are four lights!

How it’s going:
Picard yelling: “It’s the Gulf of Mexico!”
February 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Today we are all Sheryl Crow.
One person stands up against Tesla. Nod to Tiananmen Square photo of man standing up to tanks.
February 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Before The Matrix, that space would have contained Logan’s Run. 💯

And where is The Handmaid’s Tale? 🤷‍♂️
Ven diagram with the cross section of 1984, Brace New World, Hunger Games, and Idiocracy. We are in the middle of all four!
February 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Oh, and 🤬 the “authorized representative for Gulf of America” and the drilling rig they sailed out to.
Email reply from Google: Thank you for submitting feedback for Gulf of America. Here's what you suggested for Gulf of America: ニニニ =≤==== The correct name for this body of water is "Gulf of Mexico." ニニニニ ニニニニニニニ If accepted, suggestions will be updated on Google Search where they will help return richer information and more meaningful results. If you are the authorized representative for Gulf of America review these guidelines to get verified.
February 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Old Man and The Sea.
A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico. 2. "Gulf of America" will be at the head of Google's answer. 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of "Gulf of America". 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" text. 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in whatever text you want such as "The correct name of this body of water is "Gulf of Mexico". The more reports to Google the merrier....
February 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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🤬 you, Google Maps.
We’re breaking up over this.

Map alternatives: www.geeksforgeeks.org/the-best-alt...
It’s the Gulf of Mexico! Call me when you change it back because you’ve stopped caving to authoritarians.
February 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Is “elon” now the collective noun for “Gregs?”

Source: gizmodo.com/elon-musks-e...
DOGE has been staffed by a bunch of kids in their 20s who are now engaged in unprecedented, legally risky work. As far as I can tell, it's basically Elon being followed around by a bunch of "Gregs."
February 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM