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Greg B. Pool
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Recovering geologist, skeptical inquirer, and burned-out jedi: “The galaxy is watching, and I have friends everywhere.” 🖖🏼
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My favorite part in “Sneakers” was when Robert Redford realized he could break any encryption and then released the Epstein files. No more secrets!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This award should haunt POTUS, for it represents the hands of all the people he’s called “garbage” clawing their way back to a normal life on this planet.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This should be your go-to stocking stuffer this Christmas.
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Who does he think is selling those healthcare plans?
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Every POTUS should be required to visit Constitution Corner in West Point NY and read marker no. 7, which has been there since 1943.

Source: www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=59186
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It’s time to show up in lucha libre masks!
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 8
The Department of Homeland Security is adopting powerful new tools to monitor noncitizens. Privacy advocates are worried they erode privacy rights for all Americans.
Immigration agents have new technology to identify and track people
The Department of Homeland Security is adopting powerful new tools to monitor noncitizens. Privacy advocates are worried they erode privacy rights for all Americans.
n.pr
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The trophy for the FIFA Peace Prize will be a golden rod curving straight up and modeled after Jeffery Epstein. 🍆
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Antififa > Antifa
FIFA, soccer’s international governing body, said it will begin bestowing an annual peace prize.

The inaugural award will be presented to an as-yet-unnamed honoree at the draw next month for the 2026 men’s World Cup.
As Trump-Infantino bond tightens, FIFA announces inaugural peace prize
The soccer governing body’s president has frequently spent time with President Donald Trump this year. The award will be presented at December’s World Cup draw in D.C.
wapo.st
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
HEADS UP: You have to show your ID to get this discount.
The corporate propaganda machine colluding with the Trump propaganda machine to lie to the American people about Thanksgiving.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Lame Duck said what?
Of course, if the GOP had done well, he would be trying to take all of the credit and then some.
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Do not forget that Canva is the official signmaker of Antifa. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I can tell you from personal experience it’s very difficult to bite an ICE officer while playing the clarinet.
Oriana Korol, a clarinetist with the Unpresidented Brass Band, was arrested after a man and federal agents barreled into band members who were standing across the street from the ICE office and playing the theme from “Ghostbusters.”

Read more: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the sound of justice!
Un-presidented brass band at city hall in Portland tonight celebrating the release of their clarinet player from federal custody
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Charlie Chaplain was prescient beyond his imagination. And not just regarding fascism.
🔊 Listen Now: How Charlie Chaplin used his uncanny resemblance to Hitler to fight fascism
All Things Considered on NPR One | 3:53
one.npr.org
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
First they came for the clarinet players, and I said nothing because I play an oboe.
October 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
PLEASE do not release the Epstein files tomorrow so this can live in the media cycle for as long as possible.
My choice for the Nobel Peace Prize this year:

Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Same percentage that believes the moon landing was faked and the Earth is flat. They proly think Kimmel is an AI chat bot. #PEBCAD
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me: Sir, the snowflakes are triggered by the 1st Amendment.

Antifa President Dwight D. Eisenhower: Hold the line!
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
There always a tweet.
On Thursday’s Morning Joe, however, Brzezinski lectured Carr with his own words, loading up multiple tweets and public statements from him defending “political satire” and “newsroom” independence from government interference.
Mika Brzezinski Torches FCC Chair With His Own Words Defending ‘Satire’ and Press Freedom
Brzezinski torched Brendan Carr with his own past defense of “political satire” and press freedom as she lambasted his Jimmy Kimmel remarks.
www.mediaite.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If only he’d consulted the journals of Lewis and Clark.
September 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My favorite part in “Sneakers” was when Robert Redford realized he could break any encryption and then released the Epstein files. No more secrets!
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Thoughts and prayers, MAGA.
JUST IN: Democrat Catelin Drey wins Iowa’s SD-01, 55% to 45%, a district Trump carried by 11.5% in 2024, breaking the GOP super-majority.
August 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
She would have also known how percentages work.
I am pretty sure that Kamala Harris wouldn't have taken vaccines away from the American people.
August 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Have him do the math!
August 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM