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do you live away from your parents?

get them an aura frame. i don’t have an affiliate link. just buy them a frame and set it up. don’t hack together a raspberry pi and a display from digikey.

give yourself the gift of giving them an aura frame. upload every picture. improve all of your lives.
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
a montreal winter miracle

the “feels like” temperature is actually warmer!

it’s still -15C, but think of how much colder you could feel xx
December 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
if you have sensitive teeth and want the canadian sensodyne with novamin, hmu!! I’ll ship it to you, no markup ofc xxx
December 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
have you thought of Homer D. Poe recently??
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
on m'a demandé des explications, alors en voici!

bonjour.greg.technology
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
part of the "greg lore" is that I worked on the norad santa tracker in 2006 & 2007 (like, wrote the javascript with my colleagues at my first startup)

the funny thing today is that google used to run the official tracker, but now both trackers run separately... and show santa at different places...
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ahhhh….. that’s! the business model!! Hahaha

Incredible ad agency grift. Surreal.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I repro’d a super funny/weird bug in ios google maps

Try using the mic button to dictate an address and say “one zero seven seven seven” ie 10777

What address do you get? I get a bunch of extra sevens…!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
so you don’t know either, apple??

that makes us two of us then???
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
a vanilla In’n’Out milkshake and some plane watching xxxx
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My therapist: We’ve discussed this before, LinkedIn wouldn’t do that. That’s just your anxiety talking.

Linkedin:
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
there is too much pressure to get your first tattoo right

it almost feels like I’ve been procrastinating all my life to come up with the one and perfect first tattoo

something deep and personal and meaningful and beautiful and ….

anyway, I’m almost sure this is.

E = mc^2 + AI
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
non gps mta subway directions gift idea!!
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It’s happening
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
every time a friend has a baby, i send them the same little care kit: an IR ear thermometer (you don't want to stick thermometers into babies when they're feverish - according to my friends who have kids) and this "einstein" musical activity mat.

I love that amazon knows that I love this product.
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
this is fantastic.

this is just like github.com/elsamuko/Shi... - which is still true.
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
lovebomb your friends immediately
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i’m a genius

(it was @saltzshaker.bsky.social’s idea, but i implemented it really really well)
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
crowdfund!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
why would you include fake domains in your email about phishing domains?? I assume and hope to god these are registered by you???

why do you have 5 emailing domains??? will I be on the hook if I don't remember them???

is everyone just getting phished now? this is wild and impossible for ~all users
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Everyone loved it on instagram
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Retro follow up
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
help me rationalize why I should not buy this vintage 1960s educational-computer-kit created by Claude Shannon, which I have been obsessing about (the kit, not Shannon, although..) for a long while.

you may use arguments such as "you don't just live once!" and "focus on your 401k it's the only way"
October 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
friends xxxxxx

(((has anyone retrofitted one, should i run a pi in there, etc etc etc)))
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM