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@greg.ninja
code-cracking, elixir-chugging, golf club-wielding, odd-instrument-playing, chess mastermind, doting parent, dog whisperer, and an idea machine on a mission to conquer the world one obsession at a time. Bio comedy gold, in a nutshell.
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A lot of people are out there talking with their entire asses about the $39,000,000,000 student loan relief.

Here's the deal in under 60 seconds.

Spread the good news. Reskeets appreciated.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oJodNGI5vg4
$39,000,000,000 ?!
www.youtube.com
July 16, 2023 at 4:34 PM
The need to explicitly “challenge” in tennis when the computer, in real time, knows the truth is archaic
July 16, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Oh hai @peat.org , I heard you like dogs.
June 30, 2023 at 2:58 AM
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Can't believe I wasted an invite on this guy
May 26, 2023 at 2:46 PM
@aoc.bsky.social Rufus says to tell Deco hi.
May 26, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Tesla cap?
May 25, 2023 at 7:46 PM
I think service industry, in general, is under-appreciated when it comes to personal and career growth.

3 years in fine dining in NYC taught me more about sales, support, communication, delegation than I ever could have imagined, looking back on it.
One of the under-appreciated roles of bartenders is that it‘s literally their job to cultivate strong community.

Regulars keep a place in business. The best bartenders curate a strong vibe that draws solid people in, who then form a community that gathers at your spot.

Story below tracks 100%
we will not allow nazis in this bar
May 21, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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Forking and running the Bluesky reference feed generator server on my local machine.
https://github.com/ashevat/feed-generator
May 21, 2023 at 4:41 AM
The grossest part of finding kid’s poop in the toilet is the lack of toilet paper accompanying it.
May 19, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Today’s realization:

Naming variables is hard because they have to mean both something and nothing to scale.
May 19, 2023 at 4:19 PM
My daughter's name is Lucy, we affectionately nicknamed her 'Loose'.

She just marched up to me, and declared, 'I don't like being called 'Loose'.'

Six years old and she sounds just like her mother.
May 18, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Someone’s gotta tell me who’s error screen this is. YouTube TV? Pager duty ringing off the couch over there…
May 18, 2023 at 2:15 AM
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as i migrate my fedi account from mastodon dot social to buttplug dot engineer, i'm realizing that i'm forcing over 2000 people to change their follows from a benign domain to a domain with buttplug in it

i think i just created a new fetish

forced naughty federated domain transfer
May 18, 2023 at 12:03 AM
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The real danger of AI is it’s only a matter of time till a guy at a party introduces himself as a “prompt artist”
May 17, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Lately it’s occurred to me that b2b is the marriage to b2c’s dating.
May 17, 2023 at 7:23 PM