Greenojo
@greenojo.bsky.social
That person who stands out in a crowd of ppl...
Our uber driver's lights on his odometer are all light up. Like of like a little Christmas tree. O.o
December 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Our uber driver's lights on his odometer are all light up. Like of like a little Christmas tree. O.o
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
I hate my schedule this week. It's like I am working 4/10s but only working 8 hrs...
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I hate my schedule this week. It's like I am working 4/10s but only working 8 hrs...
Awe no one is awake in my house. Even my cats are all asleep. 🤷
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Awe no one is awake in my house. Even my cats are all asleep. 🤷
Going on an adventure... let us see what it brings.
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Going on an adventure... let us see what it brings.
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i can't believe coffee exists. a delicious morning beverage that gives you endorphins and makes you poop. a total reset for body and brain. it's proof that God is real.
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i can't believe coffee exists. a delicious morning beverage that gives you endorphins and makes you poop. a total reset for body and brain. it's proof that God is real.
Why am I waking up at 3 or 3:30 every day now!?
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Why am I waking up at 3 or 3:30 every day now!?
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Yay! Another day of "I don't want too!!"
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Yay! Another day of "I don't want too!!"
I called out for work today. "Sick" is "sick".
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I called out for work today. "Sick" is "sick".
Man, I just sent two friends "unsolicited old dick pictures" yesterday.... now I have to change it up to "unsolicited dead dick pictures".
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Man, I just sent two friends "unsolicited old dick pictures" yesterday.... now I have to change it up to "unsolicited dead dick pictures".
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HARK! President Pedo took back control of the narrative this week. All he had to do was kill more Venezuelan fishermen, bulldoze the White House and shit on everyone.
Can we get back to sharing meme protest signs, frogs, and demanding the Epstein files now?
Can we get back to sharing meme protest signs, frogs, and demanding the Epstein files now?
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
HARK! President Pedo took back control of the narrative this week. All he had to do was kill more Venezuelan fishermen, bulldoze the White House and shit on everyone.
Can we get back to sharing meme protest signs, frogs, and demanding the Epstein files now?
Can we get back to sharing meme protest signs, frogs, and demanding the Epstein files now?
Is it "ima tripping balls" or "oh shit ima going to die" mushrooms?
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is it "ima tripping balls" or "oh shit ima going to die" mushrooms?
Well, it's my day off and now I get to wait for a repair person to finish my bathroom... I had plans today but I guess not anymore!
October 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Well, it's my day off and now I get to wait for a repair person to finish my bathroom... I had plans today but I guess not anymore!