Please tell mine I don't have one and I don't need to know what it's called when there's a bump in it.

They'll fail you over and over again, and when you finally leave, they'll try to take whatever glory they can from your achievements for as long as they can. Burn the bad (metaphorical) bridges.

Yes! I've been walking a couple friends through how to get theirs and giving them this heads up, too.

A certified copy is $15 in Iowa and but I wouldn't be surprised if it's more elsewhere.

It's even more than that. If you need to order a copy of your birth certificate, that's around $15. You also likely have to take time off work to get your photo taken at your a county recorder's office or Post Office. Don't have a printer & stamps? Gotta handle that, too.

I hope she does the whole set on the show - even if it's in multiple segments.

Fine. I'll watch it again.

One shitty used computer on wheels will surely save their stock, right?

After....they....voted her off?