Mildly Twisted
greenhatsnoshoes.bsky.social
Mildly Twisted
@greenhatsnoshoes.bsky.social
40's, he/him, alt account.
Been on Mastodon for a bit.
Profile pic courtesy of @polypolyoxenfree.me (who has a nice bum and you should follow)
The Hallmark movie we'd all watch!
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sending virtual hugs and virtual chicken soup.
a can of chicken soup with the words get well soon nan
ALT: a can of chicken soup with the words get well soon nan
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December 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ah, see I did do it wrong, forgot to tag you!
December 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Second thought...
a fox is jumping over a snowy field .
ALT: a fox is jumping over a snowy field .
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December 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
First thought....
a person is playing a pair of drums on a table
ALT: a person is playing a pair of drums on a table
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December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Thank you!!
December 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
...... genuinely awesome
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Oooooooohhhhh..... Are those
ankle cuffs also???
a man in a suit and tie sits in a chair with his hand on his knee
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits in a chair with his hand on his knee
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December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oooooooh...... Keep talking
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*Whips glasses off* we didn't account for being as deadly as she is beautiful....

A fatal mistake.

(Also, apparently new fetish unlocked!)
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Looks good on you!
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reposted by Mildly Twisted
Let me give you a very concrete example of how this could and probably will be abused:

Literally anyone could submit this non-intimate, publicly available photo to StopNCII, all you would get is a hash, and you’d block anyone from posting it.

I’m honestly surprised it hasn’t already happened.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Now that's magic!! ✨
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Thank you sir, more please"
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM