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New Yorker. Xennial, father, Finance geek, trust fund baby, everything I say is for my own personal entertainment. As far as I’m concerned, you all are AI meant to mess with me.
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Breaking on MSNBC:

Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Someone needs to call IcE on Santos!
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Im not sure if you all know this but you can respond to anyone texting or calling you in any way you want. Go nuts. Call them every swear word and slut in the book. They contacted you unsolicited. Fck the scammers! and fck Nazis begging for donations!
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Fbi harassing people for 1st amendment right then declining to show identification.
October 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Racist Loser Nazi Karen who would get knocked the fck out if she said this loser shit in public!
October 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Drunk racist loser at the bar who likes to assault people and chase them down the road.
October 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Release the Epstein Files!!! We already know he’s guilty!
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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So many lies
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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it's hard to Nazi what's going on here
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Project 2025 is finally on full display and God has zero to do with it.💀☠️👺💩
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I have one slight disagreement with this post.

There is at least one story bigger than that of a president instigating a plot to end U.S. democracy.

And that is the story that a president is instigating his *second* plot to end U.S. democracy.
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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In Abrego criminal case, govt will not object to defense subpoenaing former AUSA Ben Schrader, who apparently quit over the decision to indict Abrego, to testify at the vindictive prosecution hearing. Govt *is* fighting production of emails & memos about why Schrader declined to charge the case.
October 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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@acyn.bsky.social The BUNKER is under the East Wing. He's enlarging and modernizing it, with weapons, for when the regime has to hide from us because they never intend to leave. They MUST be removed before construction of this is completed. It's why the ballroom is elevated.
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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THANK YOU!!!

folks say

“Oh it’s shit posting”

No a good shit poster like a good satirist is on the side of power and undermines the power of virality

Not chasing it

If yku are just racist or exclusive you’re just being an ass
People caught up for being vile online & are always like ‘Former shitposter!’

That’s not what shitposting is. Plus the best shitposters are people through whom their shitposts reveal glimpses of their (usually) fundamentally decent moral foundations.

A key to shitposting is Understanding Things.
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Jesus
Trump: "I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. We're going to kill them. They're going to be, like dead."
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Tell me again, Donald, about the "Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax."
October 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Grateful for Joe’s resilience 🙏
Viral Clip Of Joe Biden Ringing Bell After Cancer Treatment Is Giving Us All The Feels
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October 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This New Yorker is asking the RIGHT QUESTION. 👏

When are we supposed to act like adults and FIX THE PRESIDENT PROBLEM????👇👇👇👇👇
You just warned the country of their president.

When are we supposed to actually be adults and fix the problem?
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The Republican health care plan is about as real as Santa Claus.
COLLINS: If the government reopened tonight, would Republicans have a plan to address the Obamacare subsidies?

MIKE JOHNSON: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We do. We have proposals. Yeah. We can have that ready immediately.
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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If journalists had any sense of how to talk to him they could get him to admit it. “Oh sir after these beautiful renovations are done will it be hard to see the next president living in it?” It’s not like he’s hard to trick just flatter him and make him think his answer is a brag.
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM