greekster
@greekster.bsky.social
i do the thing and the thing and uhhh thing thing thing
some people that i follow are people i know
some people that i follow are people i know
i feel like everyday the onion is slowly becoming not a satire news network but a serious one
ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses theonion.com/ice-opens-in...
ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses
BRANE MULTIVERSE 378-C—In an effort to better comply with recent moves to abolish limits on migrant detention, ICE officials announced Thursday that they planned to open an interdimensional detention ...
theonion.com
March 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i feel like everyday the onion is slowly becoming not a satire news network but a serious one
russia is NOT accepting the ceasefire. if you know putin you'd know he doesn't want a ceasefire, he wants ukraine to be his
The U.S. agreed on Tuesday to resume military aid and intelligence sharing with Ukraine after Kyiv said it would support a 30-day cease-fire with Russia. The announcement came hours after Russian officials said Ukrainian drones targeted Moscow in the largest bombardment of the war. nyti.ms/3DC1aP3
March 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
russia is NOT accepting the ceasefire. if you know putin you'd know he doesn't want a ceasefire, he wants ukraine to be his
good
January 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
good
"American Eagle" yeah, an eagle that fucking died
Several coaches and skaters with the United States figure skating team were on the flight from Wichita to Washington, D.C., that crashed.
Young figure skaters, coaches were reportedly on plane from Wichita that crashed in DC
After the U.S. Figure Skating Championships, some young athletes stayed a couple of additional days for further development.
www.kansas.com
January 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"American Eagle" yeah, an eagle that fucking died
Reposted by greekster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
becoming a government agency's organization executive and doing the nazi salute can result in "comedy is no longer legal on twitter"
January 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
becoming a government agency's organization executive and doing the nazi salute can result in "comedy is no longer legal on twitter"
america is in the state where you can basically call it nazi germany
we havent even gone a full week into this administration by the way
we havent even gone a full week into this administration by the way
Here's an e-mail that just went out to NASA agency wide. 🔭
January 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
america is in the state where you can basically call it nazi germany
we havent even gone a full week into this administration by the way
we havent even gone a full week into this administration by the way
elon has and always deserved this from the start
New from 404 Media: hundreds of subreddits, including some of the most popular, are considering banning all links/content/screenshots from X/Twitter. r/NFL, r/hockey, r/baseball, r/nba, r/formula1, r/ComicBookMovies, r/MadeMeSmile, so many more. Some already have. www.404media.co/hundreds-of-...
Hundreds of Subreddits Are Considering Banning All Links to X
Dozens of big subreddits have already banned all Twitter links, and posts about potential bans are some of the most popular on the site.
www.404media.co
January 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
elon has and always deserved this from the start
Reposted by greekster
Reposted by greekster
Back on the grind tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Back on the grind tomorrow
Reposted by greekster
so just tiktok
January 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
so just tiktok
Reposted by greekster
Chat, am I the only one who deleted the app and never looking back? TITKOK.
January 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Chat, am I the only one who deleted the app and never looking back? TITKOK.
so whos actually buying this cashgrab of a cryptocurrency
January 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
so whos actually buying this cashgrab of a cryptocurrency