Matt greens
@greeeens.bsky.social
Local buffoon.
🇨🇦SJNB
18+ only please
🇨🇦SJNB
18+ only please
I know posting Grindr screenshots is really tacky but what am I supposed to do with this?
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I know posting Grindr screenshots is really tacky but what am I supposed to do with this?
It’s October 1st which means the pumpkin fuckers are back on my feed
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s October 1st which means the pumpkin fuckers are back on my feed
Harvested my parents cherry tomatoes in accidental Bug Catcher Pokémon Trainer Cosplay
August 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Harvested my parents cherry tomatoes in accidental Bug Catcher Pokémon Trainer Cosplay
Lil sippy sippy at the Moonlight Bazaar in Saint John
July 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Lil sippy sippy at the Moonlight Bazaar in Saint John
Can opener broke last night. Just wanted my fuckin beans man
July 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Can opener broke last night. Just wanted my fuckin beans man
Healing my inner child by hotboxing my car lol
July 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Healing my inner child by hotboxing my car lol
Eventually I’ll post pole. Until then, you’re going to get regular ol’ tummy Tuesday and you’ll like it.
July 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Eventually I’ll post pole. Until then, you’re going to get regular ol’ tummy Tuesday and you’ll like it.
Tummy Tuesday? In MY good, Christian neighbourhood?
May 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Tummy Tuesday? In MY good, Christian neighbourhood?
Pre-May the 4th at the Wanderers Grounds in Halifax
May 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pre-May the 4th at the Wanderers Grounds in Halifax
It’s April 6th why the fuCK IS IT SNOWING
April 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It’s April 6th why the fuCK IS IT SNOWING
Working on saturdays are rough
March 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Working on saturdays are rough
Had a pretty decent day today so you can have some Tummy Tuesday as a little treat
March 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Had a pretty decent day today so you can have some Tummy Tuesday as a little treat
Busting out of my shirt and Sitting alone in the VIP
January 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Busting out of my shirt and Sitting alone in the VIP
This was my first professional haircut since pre-COVID and I had never felt more fuckable
December 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM
This was my first professional haircut since pre-COVID and I had never felt more fuckable
If you see this, post a dog!
November 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
If you see this, post a dog!