Matt greens
@greeeens.bsky.social
Local buffoon.
🇨🇦SJNB
18+ only please
🇨🇦SJNB
18+ only please
Big League Chew on this pussy
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Big League Chew on this pussy
I know posting Grindr screenshots is really tacky but what am I supposed to do with this?
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I know posting Grindr screenshots is really tacky but what am I supposed to do with this?
It’s October 1st which means the pumpkin fuckers are back on my feed
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s October 1st which means the pumpkin fuckers are back on my feed
I’ll be housesitting in Halifax for all of September if one of my bloomfies wants to clap some cheeks
August 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’ll be housesitting in Halifax for all of September if one of my bloomfies wants to clap some cheeks
Hook up apps are wild because what do you mean you’re asking me if I do meth at 10:08 AM ON A THURSDAY?
August 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hook up apps are wild because what do you mean you’re asking me if I do meth at 10:08 AM ON A THURSDAY?
Harvested my parents cherry tomatoes in accidental Bug Catcher Pokémon Trainer Cosplay
August 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Harvested my parents cherry tomatoes in accidental Bug Catcher Pokémon Trainer Cosplay
The good thing about house sitting this close enough to the US boarder is that I can import in someone’s fat cock
August 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The good thing about house sitting this close enough to the US boarder is that I can import in someone’s fat cock
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Today’s August 1st!
August 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Today’s August 1st!
Dove Men+Care Sandlewood and Cardamom Oil smells like poop. Like actual, 7AM emergency poop.
July 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Dove Men+Care Sandlewood and Cardamom Oil smells like poop. Like actual, 7AM emergency poop.
Lil sippy sippy at the Moonlight Bazaar in Saint John
July 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Lil sippy sippy at the Moonlight Bazaar in Saint John
Can opener broke last night. Just wanted my fuckin beans man
July 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Can opener broke last night. Just wanted my fuckin beans man
I need to put both of someone’s balls in my mouth like a faggy little chipmunk
July 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I need to put both of someone’s balls in my mouth like a faggy little chipmunk
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars or Transformers 🤖
July 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars or Transformers 🤖
Shits going to be the most non-cohesive playlist you’ve ever heard
July 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Shits going to be the most non-cohesive playlist you’ve ever heard
Healing my inner child by hotboxing my car lol
July 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Healing my inner child by hotboxing my car lol
Is there a law that most of the absolute hotties that follow me HAVE to be from the PNW?
July 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is there a law that most of the absolute hotties that follow me HAVE to be from the PNW?
Eventually I’ll post pole. Until then, you’re going to get regular ol’ tummy Tuesday and you’ll like it.
July 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Eventually I’ll post pole. Until then, you’re going to get regular ol’ tummy Tuesday and you’ll like it.
I fucked a dude from Montreal a couple nights ago and it was so nice I started learning French on Duolingo
June 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I fucked a dude from Montreal a couple nights ago and it was so nice I started learning French on Duolingo
Heard some juicy tea about a former toxic friend group I cut off back in 2020.
Needless to say I was right after all lol
Needless to say I was right after all lol
June 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Heard some juicy tea about a former toxic friend group I cut off back in 2020.
Needless to say I was right after all lol
Needless to say I was right after all lol
Tummy Tuesday? In MY good, Christian neighbourhood?
May 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Tummy Tuesday? In MY good, Christian neighbourhood?
“Chudai” this…
“Wataa” that…
Wataa-bout original captions? Wataa-bout trying?
“Wataa” that…
Wataa-bout original captions? Wataa-bout trying?
May 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“Chudai” this…
“Wataa” that…
Wataa-bout original captions? Wataa-bout trying?
“Wataa” that…
Wataa-bout original captions? Wataa-bout trying?
Pre-May the 4th at the Wanderers Grounds in Halifax
May 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pre-May the 4th at the Wanderers Grounds in Halifax