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GreedE
@greede.bsky.social
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Reply Guy, giver of stoned thoughts, and one who sometimes posts minis.

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He’s just a wittle wand-word. 🥺 just a wittle guy. Won’t someone think of the small business millionaires?
Shark tank guy talking on FOX as the Chiron reads “Mamdani’s rent freeze plan spoons small landlords”
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Answer an email
New email comes in
Answer an email
New email comes in
Answer an email
New email comes it
An ouroboros - a snake eating its own tail
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A drawing of a person in a dress looking troubled saying “waow” but in a thought bubble is thinking “BASED BASED BASED BASED”
October 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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“It has come to pass” painting by Sergei Lukin 1958. A Bolshevik soldier stands in the Winter Palace looking up at the grandeur of the palace he has just taken. The Women’s March on Versailles. Author unknown. A contemporary illustration from October 5, 1789. A drawing of women with swords, clubs, pikes, and other weapons. Several are pulling a cannon.
October 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Turris Babel (The Tower of Babel) - a 1679 work by the Jesuit scholar Athanasius Kircher.
October 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Idk what I expected but this is sending me.
Jenny_tightpants @jtp.bsky.social: guy who thinks mamdani is antisemitic but defends platner’s tatto October 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM Translate A red arrow and red question mark are drawn towards the link to Translate A google translate screenshot of the previous picture’s skeet with enlgish-detected translated to English as the exact same skeet A screenshot of the beginning of a reply to the skeet with a pop up asking “are you writing in Latin?” Despite no text yet being written. The pop-up is circled in red with question marks around it
October 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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In short, all Americans must look like this until age 18, lest their gender be affirmed in any way. Must be referred to only by the genderless pronoun “comrade”
Two neutrally garbed individuals from the tv show Futurama
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Showing up late to the function after my cruise. Getting a lot of questions already answered by my fit
A hat which read “I’m sorry I’m late in gay and I was having gay sex” A t-shirt which reads “sorry I’m late I was crankin my hog” with a badass picture of a skeleton riding a motorcycle
October 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I feel like this could fix me.
A drawing of a man tied to “the rack” the medieval torture device
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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A picture drawing of a girl looking sad or concerned with a speech bubble saying “waow” and a thought bubble saying “based” over and over
September 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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FBI boss: “write something like, I dunno, anti-ICE on the bullets”

FBI goon: “you got it boss”
A picture released by FBI director Kash Patel showing 5 rifle bullets on a clip laying on the ground. One of the bullets has the words “ANTI-ICE” written on it with blue ink. Water can be seen on the ground and the bullets.
September 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Two frames from The Simpsons, showing Moe looking at a noose in the closet saying “Not today, old friend. But don’t worry, holidays are just around the corner”
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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A closeup of someone’s sunglasses, maybe Bluesky user GreedE. A reflection can be seen in the sunglasses showing a computer screen with a meme of a man laughing saying “HA GOT EEM!”
September 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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An ouroboros, a snake eating its own tail creating a circle
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Bringing glorious change to my dusty sons
A thousand sons warhammer 40K miniature primed in gold with blue partially applied above. Two more miniatures, paint, and a paint-water mug in the background
September 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Terrorist country.
Two photos are shown in a meme format, one a screenshot of Marco Rubio’s tweet showing the destruction of a ship in international waters, the other a picture of ISIS members standing above prisoners execution style. The caption reads “corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture” “Theyre the same picture.”
September 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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A Maoist CCP poster showing workers with red flags and cards marching while a large depiction of Mao Zedong reaches over them like a rising Sun. Chinese text in upper left
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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A picture of Lil Uzi Vert’s Luv is Rage 2 cropped to show ‘444’
August 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Konrad Curze, the Night Haunter, from Warhammer 40K.
Criminals make great skin rugs.
Konrad Curze, from Warhammer 40,000, and several Night Lords space marines stand overlooking a dark city on a dark stormy night.
August 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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A picture of Luigi Mangione with a text bubble above as to quote the above reply
August 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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An unhinged-looking drawing of Goofy with the caption “I’ll fuckin do it again”
August 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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A cartoon man drives a car and says “no country music is good, except of course…” he then pulls down the vanity mirror to show a picture of Jesse Welles with text displaying his name. The man then smiles to himself
August 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Spent so much time looking for a picture to reply to a post with that when I got back into the app, it refreshed and I lost the post I was replying to. So anyway here’s the picture.
A drawing of two men fencing. Figure C has thrust their sword through the face of Figure D while parrying the incoming strike
August 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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A hammer that sees something more… like a partner ❤️
A hammer and sickle
August 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Ty for your service.
A figure is crying and wheezing from laughter while slamming their fist on the table
August 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM