GreedE
@greede.bsky.social
Reply Guy, giver of stoned thoughts, and one who sometimes posts minis.
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Oooohhhhh so THAT’s who the “Blowjob Brothers” are!
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oooohhhhh so THAT’s who the “Blowjob Brothers” are!
It’s fun how you can use the asterisk to just like, make words hang out*
*these words are just like hangin out down here
*these words are just like hangin out down here
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It’s fun how you can use the asterisk to just like, make words hang out*
*these words are just like hangin out down here
*these words are just like hangin out down here
I take pride in how humble I am. It might be my best trait.
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I take pride in how humble I am. It might be my best trait.
Buying a house: 🙅♂️
Buying little plastic dudes: 👉😏👉
Buying little plastic dudes: 👉😏👉
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Buying a house: 🙅♂️
Buying little plastic dudes: 👉😏👉
Buying little plastic dudes: 👉😏👉
May your face wrinkle from years spent smiling.
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
May your face wrinkle from years spent smiling.
Tomorrow is Guy Fucks Day.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tomorrow is Guy Fucks Day.
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October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Current go-to game memory leaking. Headset broke. These are dark days in my gamer life.
October 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Current go-to game memory leaking. Headset broke. These are dark days in my gamer life.
What if all phonetic languages taught and wrote in the International Phonetic Alphabet? Wouldn’t that be crazy? Like keep their unique languages but universal reading and pronunciation would be wild
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What if all phonetic languages taught and wrote in the International Phonetic Alphabet? Wouldn’t that be crazy? Like keep their unique languages but universal reading and pronunciation would be wild
So everyone pronounces Belial like “Bee-Lee-L” but in my heart it is and always will be “Beh-Lie-L”
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So everyone pronounces Belial like “Bee-Lee-L” but in my heart it is and always will be “Beh-Lie-L”
The first and last hits are hardest.
The rest is mid.
The rest is mid.
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The first and last hits are hardest.
The rest is mid.
The rest is mid.
I’m sorry money couldn’t buy you happiness, but I’m built different
October 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m sorry money couldn’t buy you happiness, but I’m built different
Looking through my posts, as one does, and feeling the incessant need to reply to all of them.
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Looking through my posts, as one does, and feeling the incessant need to reply to all of them.
I think if you “swear on” something, and you turn out to be false, you should be legally and socially obliged to like forsake what you swore on. Swore on god and lied? Now you must denounce god and your ‘immortal soul’. Swore on your mother and lied? You are no longer her beneficiary, child, etc.
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think if you “swear on” something, and you turn out to be false, you should be legally and socially obliged to like forsake what you swore on. Swore on god and lied? Now you must denounce god and your ‘immortal soul’. Swore on your mother and lied? You are no longer her beneficiary, child, etc.
I pronounce ‘yea’ the same way I pronounce ‘yeah’ the same way I pronounce ‘ya’ the same way I pronounce ‘ja’ and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
October 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I pronounce ‘yea’ the same way I pronounce ‘yeah’ the same way I pronounce ‘ya’ the same way I pronounce ‘ja’ and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
I feel like this could fix me.
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I feel like this could fix me.
Sometimes I like a post, and then I watch in real time as my like is undone, presumably by tech-magic. What gives Bluesky?
October 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Sometimes I like a post, and then I watch in real time as my like is undone, presumably by tech-magic. What gives Bluesky?
Naming my bong Fear, cuz it’s the Mind Killer
September 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Naming my bong Fear, cuz it’s the Mind Killer
Warhammer 40K, Dune, Battletech… I love me some Sci-fi feudalism.
September 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Warhammer 40K, Dune, Battletech… I love me some Sci-fi feudalism.
Becoming a guy that reads Dune.
September 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Becoming a guy that reads Dune.
FBI boss: “write something like, I dunno, anti-ICE on the bullets”
FBI goon: “you got it boss”
FBI goon: “you got it boss”
September 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
FBI boss: “write something like, I dunno, anti-ICE on the bullets”
FBI goon: “you got it boss”
FBI goon: “you got it boss”
I think I have auditory processing disorder.
September 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I think I have auditory processing disorder.
First they came for the Socialists,
And I pointed them in the right direction, cuz those purity-seeking leftists didn’t vote for Kamala and have it coming 😤
And I pointed them in the right direction, cuz those purity-seeking leftists didn’t vote for Kamala and have it coming 😤
September 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
First they came for the Socialists,
And I pointed them in the right direction, cuz those purity-seeking leftists didn’t vote for Kamala and have it coming 😤
And I pointed them in the right direction, cuz those purity-seeking leftists didn’t vote for Kamala and have it coming 😤
The real question is why Zionists suppose that Palestinian freedom and equality necessitates the eradication of Israel.
September 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The real question is why Zionists suppose that Palestinian freedom and equality necessitates the eradication of Israel.