Is there a PO Box where I can send JD a copy of Dante’s Inferno? He can kinda use it like the rest of us use Zillow.

So you can congratulate them, you plebeian. It’s called manners.

If the hallmark of the greatest generation was their frugality, I’m hoping that if we course-correct, millennials will be known for their posture against anything that smells of corruption.

I thought it was kinda funny when he didn’t know how to order doughnuts like a normal fucking human being

I’m not going to lie, I’m very left-leaning, read the news every day, and suspect I’m at least slightly above-average in regards to political activation, and I could not confidently tell you much of anything about George Soros besides the right hates him.

Thoroughly on board if we get to the end of the publication of everything Epstein and nothing comes of it. Like what is the point of doing anything besides attempting to dismantle this system, if the system allows a certain echelon of wealth and power to openly commit atrocities with no consequence

I guess that was the david brooks piece lol

I haven’t checked yet but I’m excited for the Times to publish an op ed from a conservative chud about how it’s unbecoming for the left to be so fixated on this salacious scandal instead of focusing on the nation’s REAL problems.

Ah yes, a good sign of spiritual health is praying to Charlie Kirk

My NYT push notifications think it’s more important to alert me about this simple one-pan casserole that will stun my in-laws this Christmas.

To American people! Specifically, Donald Trump and two or three other Americans in proximity to him.

I’m excited to see JD Vance spearhead this and severely miscalculate his own charisma and likability.

I went on a Tinder date with Brendan Carr and he ordered a glass of whole milk

Sounds too positive tbh

Maybe get into an argument online with a stranger about how Santa is a socialist

He’s about to make the economy so good man I’m serious it’s right around the corner and then my wife and kids will come back PLEASE I’m not crazy YOU’RE crazy

“Did yall know you can get your email on these things? It’s not just for sharing porn with your kids. What a world.”

Maybe we should all start believing that the only thing Mike Johnson really knows how to do with the internet is check out what porn his son is watching.