MidBigMammal
greatbigmammal.bsky.social
MidBigMammal
@greatbigmammal.bsky.social
| 33, mostly gay
/' \ Passive furry, active gamer
Oxxxx | (|=========================-
\____/\_/ he/him mainspec
| might try they/them for pvp
Trains are universally good as hell but every bus I have ever taken or attempted to take has sucked the worst ass imaginable
October 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
There are usually contradictory little tells for aberrant inconveniences vs infrastructure problems. For instance: busses constantly running late despite every driver flooring it and whipping around like they get bonuses based on passenger concussions.
May 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Average MTG Redditor: You spelled the card name wrong. The card is not called that. Whatever "joke" you are trying to make is only causing needless confusion.

Card Fetcher bot: Haha, good one! I know the exact card you're talking about, here's a scryfall link for your reference :)
May 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Heck yeah, just got my raffle prize from the @tolariancommunitycollege.com trans lifeline fundraiser. Thanks @jimdavismtg.bsky.social
March 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I should try building more functional MTG standard decks now that the format supports lizards shooting people with guns to make cars go faster.
February 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The suburban sprawl area I'm staying near for work is seemingly devoid of any magic the gathering products anywhere that would sell them and I'm concocting one million elaborate theories in my head as to why that might be.
September 18, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Don't know if I ever mirrored it over here, so please enjoy my Unified Theory of Magic Colors.
September 9, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Tactical breach wizards chapter 2: I am a genius. Every enemy goes out a window or into a hell portal. Nobody takes damage, and I finish by turn 3 max

Chapter 4: I beat guys to death slowly with a lead pipe. Everyone is at 1 hp. I have to brute force fox/chicken/grain puzzles repeatedly to survive.
September 3, 2024 at 2:46 PM
The worst thing an insurance company can do is remind you that they exist. Their whole job is to quietly siphon money from my medical needs, and when they decide to put a hold on renewing a prescription I've been on for years, it makes me wanna pull out the tweezers and grab them by the head.
July 30, 2024 at 2:43 AM
July 23, 2024 at 2:57 PM
If you wear a watch with sapphire glass I'm pretty sure you can use it to dark souls parry irl, but I'm not confident enough in my timing to try it out
July 23, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Hmmmmmm reading strangers' opinions seems to be having poor returns today, I should probably buy some pornography on itch.io and other platforms before it becomes a federal crime instead
July 13, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I was worried that the steamdeck purchase wouldn't be a game changer for off-hours during fieldwork season, but it absolutely is, and it's kind of a problem. I stayed up too late again!!!!

Anyway, The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood and I Was a Teenage Exocolonist completely whip ass.
July 10, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Hell yeah high score
July 2, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Checking my sleep stats on my watch like it's end of round for a moba
June 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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i keep thinking the condom bowl at the planned parenthood is free candy unfortunately

🗣️REPOST IF YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE FREE CANDY AT THE TRANSGENDER HEALTH CLINIC! 🗣️
June 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I think I understand people in European countries being frustrated with ebikes where shared use paths are a thing. In the majority of America you have to be hunting pedestrians for sport to hit them and are frequently at risk of having cars check your armor class.
June 21, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Courtesy of user @ xdanielArt on the former birdsite:

This is the most comprehensive and up-to-date list of Adobe alternatives I’ve seen, sharing here to save an artist’s life, wallet and livelihood 🙏
June 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
It's very important to be good to your romance partner because you will at some point need them to endure you fucking around with a bunch of magnets and electrical tape on the one table in the house.
June 9, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I don't usually put a ton of stock in individual reviews, but if I see a trans woman telling me a set of electronic repair tools are trash, you know I'm taking her seriously.
May 26, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I'll never be able to make people shut the hell up (myself included), so I take it out on inanimate objects in the offices and labs when everyone's gone for the day. If there's a mute option on the copier, I'll find it. If there's a hinge that I can hit with some WD40 and oil, I'll hunt it down.
May 15, 2024 at 11:03 PM
What's really cool about mandated OneDrive reliance and IT yeeting all your files off your computer to the cloud is how sometimes you won't be able to access your own files, which you made, on your computer.
May 9, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Buying a soldering iron so I can prove something to the guys at work.
May 7, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Thinking about how tech culture is 90% horrifying rent-seeking solutions in search of problems, and then like 3% people who make extremely helpful little gizmos and code that they distribute freely, for fun.
May 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM