The Gray Gay
@graygay.bsky.social
Once called the “Etsy Ryan Reynolds.” Texas lawyer with three kids and a husband I love very much. I'm here to share a laugh or two with others, not at them.
The kids would like privacy.
The dogs would like attention.
The husband would like applause.
#ThisIsHowWeTravel 👜🐾😂🤣
The dogs would like attention.
The husband would like applause.
#ThisIsHowWeTravel 👜🐾😂🤣
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The kids would like privacy.
The dogs would like attention.
The husband would like applause.
#ThisIsHowWeTravel 👜🐾😂🤣
The dogs would like attention.
The husband would like applause.
#ThisIsHowWeTravel 👜🐾😂🤣
The end result with all those bows! #HappyHolidays. I’ve shown you mine, let’s see yours!
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The end result with all those bows! #HappyHolidays. I’ve shown you mine, let’s see yours!
We got another puppy this year so the wrapping is themed around them.
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We got another puppy this year so the wrapping is themed around them.
I wrap gifts the way I live my life: confidently and slightly incorrect
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I wrap gifts the way I live my life: confidently and slightly incorrect
Thank you kindly. I'm so glad to finally get back to normal. This is the guy responsible.
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Thank you kindly. I'm so glad to finally get back to normal. This is the guy responsible.
“If only the mirror were as generous as this lighting. #DateNight #TheaterUnderTheStars #Houston #TheaterUnderTheStars
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
“If only the mirror were as generous as this lighting. #DateNight #TheaterUnderTheStars #Houston #TheaterUnderTheStars
Go forth and bow make.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Go forth and bow make.
Imma teach you how to make a double bow. So easy this old fool can do it with one hand in a minute! #RalphLauren #bowmaking
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Imma teach you how to make a double bow. So easy this old fool can do it with one hand in a minute! #RalphLauren #bowmaking
Sugar, if this look doesn’t scream ‘serving face,’ it sure as shoot’n whispers ‘serving hash browns.
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sugar, if this look doesn’t scream ‘serving face,’ it sure as shoot’n whispers ‘serving hash browns.
A few of my favorite clips from emceeing a charity fashion show here in Houston. That’s Donald J Pliner, my husband, Theresa Gudice and me before the show, me starting the show and last, me with my new bestie, Natalie Eva Marie of WWE.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A few of my favorite clips from emceeing a charity fashion show here in Houston. That’s Donald J Pliner, my husband, Theresa Gudice and me before the show, me starting the show and last, me with my new bestie, Natalie Eva Marie of WWE.
Because every family should have a bit of magic… and a unicorn big enough to share.
Couldn’t love this painting (or the people in it) more! - by Tra Slaughter
#FamilyPortraitArt #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs #HoustonArtScene #OriginalArtwork #LocalArtistMagic
#art
#fineart
#Dads
#married
#family
Couldn’t love this painting (or the people in it) more! - by Tra Slaughter
#FamilyPortraitArt #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs #HoustonArtScene #OriginalArtwork #LocalArtistMagic
#art
#fineart
#Dads
#married
#family
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Because every family should have a bit of magic… and a unicorn big enough to share.
Couldn’t love this painting (or the people in it) more! - by Tra Slaughter
#FamilyPortraitArt #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs #HoustonArtScene #OriginalArtwork #LocalArtistMagic
#art
#fineart
#Dads
#married
#family
Couldn’t love this painting (or the people in it) more! - by Tra Slaughter
#FamilyPortraitArt #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs #HoustonArtScene #OriginalArtwork #LocalArtistMagic
#art
#fineart
#Dads
#married
#family
I am thrilled to have Puddles Pity Party home! I saw this painting a few years ago and was unable to afford it. I’ve never gotten over that. Today, Tra Slaughter Fine Arts delivered him!
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I am thrilled to have Puddles Pity Party home! I saw this painting a few years ago and was unable to afford it. I’ve never gotten over that. Today, Tra Slaughter Fine Arts delivered him!
We've been together every day for twenty-two years. Poor guy deserves a night off. #Anniversary #dads #Married
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We've been together every day for twenty-two years. Poor guy deserves a night off. #Anniversary #dads #Married
A FEW of the gifts my friend has been getting each night.
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A FEW of the gifts my friend has been getting each night.
Dressed to depress. #happyhalloween2025
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Dressed to depress. #happyhalloween2025
I love MaBubu. He puts up with so much.
October 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I love MaBubu. He puts up with so much.
Give me Wednesday but make it 2006 Paris / Britney
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Give me Wednesday but make it 2006 Paris / Britney
Today was a very big day for me. Over a year in the making for me to get “the call.” - I have a bag for you..
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Today was a very big day for me. Over a year in the making for me to get “the call.” - I have a bag for you..
Tonight’s delivery. In the boxes are a severed head partially eaten. And the other fart smell air freshener. 😂🤪😂
October 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tonight’s delivery. In the boxes are a severed head partially eaten. And the other fart smell air freshener. 😂🤪😂
Who dresses like that? Not my bestie. She’s way more fierce. 😈😂🤣 #HalloweenWars
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Who dresses like that? Not my bestie. She’s way more fierce. 😈😂🤣 #HalloweenWars
Party plans got cancelled so I found another way to have fun. 🤣😂 #HalloweenWars
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Party plans got cancelled so I found another way to have fun. 🤣😂 #HalloweenWars
