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I will not run, climb, or jump. I will not sit, kneel, or lie down.
yes 🙂‍↕️
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When I did programming work in an open office, I'd listen to, like, the same three albums on loop, mostly metal, and mostly to drown out the noise of other people's conversations.

Now that I work from home, I just do it in silence.
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
he's just a lonesome cowboy
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
bard imo. he used to be a hip-hop artist, and I have never seen him turn undead.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
There's that joke floating around that Trump's opinion just mirrors whoever he last spoke with, so for a few minutes today, before Miller had a chance to straighten him out, we had a socialist president.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
good luck with the pill that maybe kills you, brother 👍
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
damn, you've got more restraint than me
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
how's the pill?
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Let me assure you, leftists are not out here defending a fucking Tesla factory.

We are, in many cases, questioning so-called environmental laws that do nothing to stop a Tesla factory, but do make it prohibitively expensive to build dense housing in cities - a net environmental benefit.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Someone who (presumably) lives just south of Matthews Beach keeps on putting up "Slow Down! It's Not a Race Track!" signs along the Burke Gilman, and, fucker, this is the ONE place in the city where you can bike safely without worrying about cars.
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Something about being in your own car makes people feel like they're in their own home - like they are owed privacy and autonomy, despite being out in public. It's bad for the soul.

When you're on a bike, you're moving slow enough to read other people's body language, and recognize them as human.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
People just kept on getting mad at me when I asked what percentage of the time it was acceptable for our tools to lie to our customers.

Like, it's gotta be a number, right? That's how product specifications work!
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM