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I just need about tree fiddy…

“Let my inspiration flow, in token lines suggesting rhythm, that will not forsake me, till my tale is told and done.” - Robert Hunter
If “They Might Be Giants” taught me anything, it’s that Triangle Man is an absolute animal. He bodied all of them.

Also, the Person Man verse hits way harder as an adult.

“Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man…”
April 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Leopards have been eating a lot of faces lately. The Leoparoboros is eternal, and continues into infinity.

We warned us, but we didn’t listen.

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April 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@schumer.senate.gov It’s time to resign, betrayer.
March 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Check out Jamie Raskin’s website, and the form in this link to complete and mail in. Demand that DOGE provide any information that they acquired or viewed during their sketchy activities. The more, the merrier!

jamieraskin.com/doge-privacy...
jamieraskin.com
March 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Idolizing politicians is big “the stripper really likes me” energy.
March 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
JD Vance pulls his pants and underwear around his ankles to piss at urinals. You heard it here first folks.
March 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
youtu.be/Xk7sDi3V8xU?...

Ever more relevant.
youtu.be
March 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Whenever you hear Elon Musk say ANYTHING…

Reminder that Elon Musk did not found Tesla. Tesla was founded in 2003. Elon became the CEO by way of being their largest investor…in 2008.

Reminder that Elon Musk did not found Twitter. Twitter was founded in 2006.
March 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Amazing! Amazing! Eagles getting their second ring, and this 3-Pete nonsense can be properly laid to rest. Eagles are winning rings and crushing dreams. I heard Tay-Tay went home at halftime. 😆
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is not the Super Bowl I was expecting. I’m a rabid Eagles fan and I was thinking they were going to win but I didn’t expect this outright domination and subjugation. 😆
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Time for Musky to lose his government contracts. He should lose them in addition to being barred from government offices. There’s no reason for a self-admitted druggy with no clearance to be allowed unfettered access to our systems. He’s a National Security risk of the highest order.
The ELON MUSK Act has been introduced in Congress. It stands for the Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy Act. www.politico.com/live-updates...
New Democratic bill targets Elon Musk
Rep. Mark Pocan's ELON MUSK Act takes aim at the billionaire's federal contracts.
www.politico.com
February 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
More efforts from Chris Murphy in DC. The anti billionaire efforts are ramping up. The sooner we realize across the country that the billionaire class are enemies to everything we hold dear the better off we will be.

Elon Musk (among others) is a financial terrorist and needs to be treated as such.
Chris Murphy: "We don't pledge allegiance to the creepy 22 year olds working for Elon Musk. We pledge allegiance to the United States of America."
February 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Legislation is being attempted. I’m pretty cynical right now, but I’ll take what I can get. I’m keeping my low mood from negatively impacting these efforts with my commentary.
February 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reposted
this is a great start. and the energy of being a part of this helps offset that sense of doom and isolation. but just standing around outside and yelling putters out after a while.

at any case, glad it's started.
The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.
February 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you’ve never seen this, you should. Take the thirty minutes and learn about the tech fascists and the dangerous ideas that they have. The title is dramatic, but give it a listen. They must be resisted.

youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no
DARK GOTHIC MAGA: How Tech Billionaires Plan to Destroy America
YouTube video by Blonde Politics | The Silly Serious
youtu.be
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
To my Canadian friends and distant neighbors, sorry our President is a moron. This is the dumbest trade war ever, but you couldn’t just not retaliate or give in. Hopefully Trump backs down. He’s definitely going to catch a rash of shit for it. Idiot.
February 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Times like these make me yearn for my time spent following Furthur around. I need to go see Better Off Dead or something.
February 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
And just like that, FAA jobs are back up on USAJobs. Imagine that. The hiring freeze and federal employee terrorism is so partisan it’s comical.

Don’t fall for the buyout scam. They aren’t firing you because they can’t. If you voluntarily separate, it impacts your benefits.

Hold the line.
January 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I want to play Assassin’s Creed: Shadows really badly, but I’ve been burned by Ubisoft so many times there’s just no way I could ever pre-order their game, or any other game for that matter. Too many half finished, broken games have been released in recent years for me to trust another game Dev.
January 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I had a good feeling about the game, but I didn’t think it was going to be a blowout. 7 rushing touchdowns is crazy.
January 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
As an Eagles fan, that was among the wildest series I’ve ever seen in a playoff game. Amazing. I thought the ref was going to award a touchdown 😆
January 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My Couch Walrus is clearly broken.
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I fully disconnected from all Meta platforms + Reddit and it’s been amazing. No more rage bait nonsense and bot shenanigans. I should have done this a decade ago. This is the last place I have an online presence, and we’ll see how long this lasts.
January 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
January 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My Path of Exile 2 experience thus far went from frustration to elation as I got accustomed to it. Can’t wait for the full game to release, but the beta is great in the meantime.
January 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM