Grant Goodman
Grant Goodman
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Happy Ides of March to those who celebrate. Sic semper tyrannis!
March 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I saw a bumper sticker today that said “We don’t lick people! — Lies adults tell kids.” 😝
February 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I need to work up a cocktail recipe to be called the Ponzu Scheme.
February 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Reposted by Grant Goodman
Cc @sarahebond.bsky.social

Someone tried to appeal to Latinos but hit Latin instead
September 8, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Reposted by Grant Goodman
bathrooms are bastions of honesty.

they’re where we’re at our most vulnerable. places of privacy. intimacy.

places where we cry. and recover.

where we sing to an audience of one and cheer for an encore.

the bathroom is where we are truly ourselves.

yet connected.

by sewers.
September 5, 2024 at 12:42 AM