Grant Brisbee
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social
Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social
first thing I do when I win the lottery is get my poor cds out of the attic and into a much larger home (for me and my physical media)
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
first thing I do when I win the lottery is get my poor cds out of the attic and into a much larger home (for me and my physical media)
"get your delivery one day later (but the warehouse worker fulfilling your order gets to take an extra piss today)" hmmm idk i need this mouthwash yesterday if we're being honest.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"get your delivery one day later (but the warehouse worker fulfilling your order gets to take an extra piss today)" hmmm idk i need this mouthwash yesterday if we're being honest.
me playing defect and having fun on the first floor
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
me playing defect and having fun on the first floor
maybe $150 million
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
maybe $150 million
Who wants to invest in Wokeazon with me? The business model is "everything in the world within, like, five hours, but you have to pay a little bit more because holy hell you're getting anything you want from all over the world isn't the future amazing." I promise to cap my net worth at $100 million.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Who wants to invest in Wokeazon with me? The business model is "everything in the world within, like, five hours, but you have to pay a little bit more because holy hell you're getting anything you want from all over the world isn't the future amazing." I promise to cap my net worth at $100 million.
i'll be honest, i didn't ask for his consent, but also i feel like he didn't ask for ours
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i'll be honest, i didn't ask for his consent, but also i feel like he didn't ask for ours
the dog isn't reading a book because it is performing an anti-intellectualism.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the dog isn't reading a book because it is performing an anti-intellectualism.
you are absolutely correct, however all I can think about now is the portrait that Erik Menendez painted and sent to her
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
you are absolutely correct, however all I can think about now is the portrait that Erik Menendez painted and sent to her
I own an Elephant 6 shirt and I've never even heard it. (which is my bad, but still)
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I own an Elephant 6 shirt and I've never even heard it. (which is my bad, but still)
lmao I was imagining the crippling ham fatigue when I was taking the picture. Too much ham!
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
lmao I was imagining the crippling ham fatigue when I was taking the picture. Too much ham!
It was clearly different from how it was presented to get clicks, that much I’m sure of.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It was clearly different from how it was presented to get clicks, that much I’m sure of.
Sorry, but we have this at Costco now. Checkmate.
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sorry, but we have this at Costco now. Checkmate.
four pinocchios something isn't adding up
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
four pinocchios something isn't adding up
for real, though, this is such a wild revelation, I'm going to err on the side of "game of telephone" or something that was misheard. There's no way that anyone is warning a future Hall of Famer that the commissioner of baseball might murk them in their sleep.
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
for real, though, this is such a wild revelation, I'm going to err on the side of "game of telephone" or something that was misheard. There's no way that anyone is warning a future Hall of Famer that the commissioner of baseball might murk them in their sleep.
hitting Grok with my most aggressive "PLONK" to let him know he's now in my usenet killfile
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
hitting Grok with my most aggressive "PLONK" to let him know he's now in my usenet killfile
I could see him putting up .200/.300/.390 for seven years at Oracle Park. Giants are lucky to have those spots filled.
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I could see him putting up .200/.300/.390 for seven years at Oracle Park. Giants are lucky to have those spots filled.
Our friend was a bartender, and at the end of every night, he'd pour the alcohol from the bar mats on the floor into a shot glass, and the same guy would take it. It was a happy li'l shot of free booze for at the end of the night, as we would all recoil in horror.
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Our friend was a bartender, and at the end of every night, he'd pour the alcohol from the bar mats on the floor into a shot glass, and the same guy would take it. It was a happy li'l shot of free booze for at the end of the night, as we would all recoil in horror.