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“Muppet” ≠ insult
@grahammoonie.bsky.social
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Union comms, nouveau nerd and D&D player, he/him/Muppet of a man
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Two killings is fine; more than that and they’re out
Hinge prompt: “I want someone who is not a serial killer…”
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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All Saints’ Day baby
Me in a tweed suit with glittery beard and eye makeup to look like the Mad Hatter
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Bring me my nanoviolin

This is the wrong chap to engender sympathy for what I agree is a crap tax
Man complaining as he has spent £300,000 on stamp duty buying two homes at over £1.5m each.
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Today’s dating app “fuck no”
Hinge prompt what is she looking for? “A masculine, wise and a protector man. Similar values to Charlie Kirk”
October 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I have just taken delivery of this from the excellent @manylittlewords.bsky.social
Cover of the book “Itch” - there is a terrified staring eye with ants crawling into the corner of it
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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You love to see it
Breaking news - only man to appeal Pelicot rape has sentence increased to 10years
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Cartoon man eating meat. Cat asks what the difference is between pets and food. “It’s pretty fucking arbitrary”
September 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Check out this dude
Boston terrier lying sideways with face on bed and rest of him up across my hips
September 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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At the pearly gates:

Peter: spell “manoeuvring”
From South Park large “Access Denied” in the sky
September 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Second official outing for the shoes
Brogues with panels of purple, orange, teal, yellow and grey
September 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Article and study very much do not marry with the implication of causality in the headline.
Headline “Eating breakfast later is linked to dying sooner”
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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The length of time this has been showing suggests that no, I am not “100% there”
Computer screen mid-update which says “You’re 100% there. Please keep your computer on.”
August 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Mussel in two panes of cartoon with the heading “introverts” and the mussel is saying “no”, “I will not open up”. Then The second two panes under the heading “extroverts” have an otter and then it is raising a stone above its head as if to smash open the mussel. Cartoon is by Sarah Anderson
August 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Breakfast ducks
Ducks foraging outside a lodge window
August 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Dundee you are wrongly maligned
Picture is Fife over the Tay from Broughty Ferry with with the old lighthouse reflecting in the still water. It’s sunny and still
August 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Check out this loser. Genuinely no clue what his point is supposed to be - presumably doesn’t like women writing books
Some dude posting pictures of a bookshop bookcase with fantasy books by women and the caption “why don’t men read books anymore: exhibit A”
August 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Ftlog
Sean Connery on Zardoz wearing a red loin cloth with red bandoliers crossed over his chest and thigh boots
August 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Yes always view women through their relationship to a man
Orlando bloom saying “I once read that if you’re in a relationship you should think about how you’d feel if you were dad. That’s the mindset I try to keep
July 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Looks more like Max Headroom doing a Danny Zucko impression
Picture is John Travolta in Grease, and John Travolta now with the same look. Caption says it looks like he went back in time. It does not.
July 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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“Panini” is already a plural
Sign for “50% off paninis”
July 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Full tattoo if anyone is interested (and even if you’re not).

15 hours in total. Now to watch the cricket and recover
July 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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So happy with the first half of my new ink
Tattoo, couple of bees, some ferns and foxgloves. In colour. Whole lot looks a bit red
July 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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From the clan McCabe
Conor McCabe
July 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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It’s been saying this for ten minutes
Laptop screen “you’re 100% there. Please keep your computer on.”
July 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Are you fucking shitting me
“We attempted to deliver your item at 12:38am but you weren’t in”
July 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM