we could easily pyramid scheme saffron into being free

My second favorite genre of literature, just after Ryukyu Neo Noir

Everything would be exactly the same, except the guys currently working for ICE would instead be part of various white nationalist terror groups that would do the same things they’re doing now, only without government approval and oversight. And Dems would allow it for the sake of “bipartisanship”

Yeah iPhone, you’re totally right. My thumb resting slightly too long on the screen while scrolling WAS actually an intentional expression of interest in this Turning Point USA ad. Thanks for opening that link and redirecting me through 6 different browsers. That’s clearly what I wanted to do.

You’re telling me this thing collects 40 different forms of biometric data every quarter of a second and builds a detailed user profile of all my habits and interests, yet it CAN’T learn to ignore the side of my palm barely grazing 1 pixel on the edge of the screen? THAT counts as meaningful input?

The desert is treacherous. You can’t afford to get to emotionally attached.

the basic setup was that on their first day stuck together, they write down a bucket list of everything they wanted to do over the summer, and have to come up with creative ways to actualize those plans while trapped in an empty, isolated school. i never got around to making it

i spent all of 2017 developing a miniseries concept about a group of high school kids who get accidentally locked in their school over the summer by a negligent janitor, and decide to make the most of it with cliche unsupervised teen antics (partying, turbulent romances, forming a shitty punk band)

Personally I’ve just been doing a lot of this. This, and scheming.

Daylight savings? More like Longest NOT, amirite fellas?

Rated R for nasty style fucking

Ceci n’est pas un Scott

I tried rejecting the economy once and got visited by three ghosts on Fiscal New Year’s Eve