its frankly ridiculous that saffron is like 4 trillion dollars per gram. you can buy a pack of like 15 saffron bulbs online for 20 bucks and grow it yourself. AND it grows back year after year and produces offshoot bulbs, so your harvest increases exponentially.

I pity birds for having no physical reaction to capsaicin. They really don’t know what they’re missing.

kinda fucked up how the government has been treating the unsealing of the cannibal pedophile illuminati files like battle pass drops. seems like we should probably do something about that.

I swear to god, smartphones nowadays are designed specifically with the intention of being petulant and annoying. For inanimate objects, they sure have a lot of fucking nerve getting up to some of the shit they do. Stupid little bullshit fairy gadgets.

Just updated my phone to iOS 26.2. Apple brought back the skeuomorphism. The Frutiger Aero Renaissance that TikTok influencers have been heralding for the past couple years has officially arrived.

just found out erich von daniken died a few days ago. hopefully that means that the aliens that ACTUALLY wrote all his books will finally be allowed to take rightful credit for their work

You may find yourself at times doing activities that feel ontologically French

i took too long to finish this and now everyone has moved on from the Jax Runs Over A Child meme #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus
youtu.be/AwJWwWHBWcg

kinda weird that zyn ads are something thats just allowed. cigarette advertising has been banned in the US on tv and radio since 1971, and smokeless tobacco advertising banned since 1986. but if you crystalize the nicotine FROM that tobacco and put it in a little bag, its apparently a-ok legally

i got a little too #darkwoke about a certain genocide-profiteering stranger things actor on twitter and they suspended me. figures those snowflakes cant handle the raw, unadulterated intellectual power of an antifa demigod

2026 Patch Notes:
During Woke 2, we're finally closing the genital-based-humor gap.
Vaginas are funny now.

I’m just here making my silly little cartoons and finishing them several days late for the holidays they’re about.
Happy (Late) Halloween!

youtube.com/shorts/O12Up...

Happy Longest Night to @bombsfall.bsky.social
its not a fake holiday if people actually celebrate it