May the 5th be with you! Oh wait he said he'd never plead the 5th.

I'm guessing Snakes make 'America Great Again' and Ladders are 'Woke'

This kind of lazy shit is why Sarah Connor is going to get a knock on her front door very soon.

As a parent I've taken advantage of child wonder. Used to buy cheaper spaghetti hoops instead of alphabetti by telling the kids uppercase is shouting and wrong at dinner. "Dad, why do camels have humps?" "Stops them rolling out of bed". That lazyiness. "They put Ws, turn them upside down" -M&Ms Ms

A president that shits himself, has a combover that only Esher could contemplate, is a convicted felon who was mates with Epstein and has immigrant parents....also, he thinks God saved him from assasination.

Now THAT is fucking diversity hiring.

It was him that started calling Dave, "Porkins", fat shaming is not cool, good riddance.

Heraclitean, ffs, can't even spell it 25 years later

I genuinely used to give talks on Socratic elenchus. Had a solid 5 on Hericlitian flux!

It's been fucked for 40 years

Primary! Awesome, you can't edit shit here either.

Ghislaine Maxwell's dad, links to mossad, died from a 'mysterious' drowning. Ghislaine's boyfriend, Epstein, videoed high profile people having sex with girls he trafficked in his NY apartment. Trump pals with Epstein. Join the dots.... Starmer says fuck all in the UK because of Charles and Andrew.