Graeme Tait
graemejtait.bsky.social
Graeme Tait
@graemejtait.bsky.social
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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That time Les Dennis called everyone a wanker on Family Fortunes
March 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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It's all over the internet that someone has come out alleging that Trump was a KGB asset with the code name "Krasnov." Should you believe it? Yeah! Because this is what we already knew YEARS BEFORE this allegation. trumpfile.org/recruiting-d...
Donald Trump meets the KGB in Moscow, decides to run for president (July 4, 1987)
Donald and Ivana Trump fly to Moscow and are put up by the Soviet government in a suite across from the Kremlin. Ivana's assistant Lisa Calandra joins them. There, they discuss deals with the Politbur...
trumpfile.org
February 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The "only democracy in the Middle East" is deeply insecure and closely resembles a dictatorship run by an organised crime group.
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Knesset advances bill imposing up to five years in jail for Israelis cooperating with ICC
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www.haaretz.com
February 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
That's me off Facebook completely now. Too much bile and right wing dimwits.
February 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
FB download info takes 15 days? (Need to save my jokes). So 2 weeks before I can delete it completely.

Sakes.
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A president that shits himself, has a combover that only Esher could contemplate, is a convicted felon who was mates with Epstein and has immigrant parents....also, he thinks God saved him from assasination.

Now THAT is fucking diversity hiring.
January 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"So Mr Starmer, after your visit to Auschwitz last week, what's your opinion on the nazi salute by Elon Musk, and also the crowd cheering at it?".

I had a dream a bbc 'journalist' actually asked him that. Aye right.

(The official position at number 10 is that no one saw it. Stevie Wonder saw it)
January 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Good afternoon and Happy Thursday to everyone who agrees that if you can't admit, in 2025, who won the 2020 election, you have no business being considered for the Attorney General of the Unites States.

That is disqualifying.
January 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Watching and laughing at how shit TJ Hooker is with Isla, some guy rocks up. ,"hey that's Colonel Decker from the A Team".

His name in TJ Hooker it Lt Decker.

Same fucking guy, mind blown.

This show is REALLY shit, it's the tits!!
January 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Idea for an erotic lamp shop

"50 shades of Graeme"
January 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Idea for a fancy bakery

"Beauty and the yeast"
January 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I slagged off that show "the rig" when I was on Facebook, for the shit story and terrible dialogue etc.

But having watched the last episode, I will humbly go to the prinary school that the kid who wrotw it goes to and smack that crayon out of their hand and say, thank you for ending that eye hell.
January 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Weird that now 45 is coming back into office Bibi is willing to negotiate.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jan 15
JUST IN: Israel and Hamas have reached an agreement on a multiphase ceasefire that commits them to end the war in Gaza, Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman James Risch said.
Israel and Hamas reach a Gaza ceasefire agreement
Israel and Hamas have reached an agreement on a multiphase ceasefire that commits them to end the war in Gaza, Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman James Risch said.
www.npr.org
January 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Skeleton Crew, the first show that exists just to set up a new season of the show that exists just to set up itself etc....

Like fungus.
January 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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my jaw genuinely dropped at how beautiful the new jwst image is.
January 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My youngest boy is 18 today, means he can buy his old man a pint
January 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That's my Facebook gone now, took me ages to figure out how to get rid of my profile!!
January 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I once heard a conversation at a bus stop. A blind guy, yelled out "LES, have we got any wine gums left?"

Then I heard "Sorry, Reg, they're finished".

I looked round and saw Les sneakily go into a grocery bag, and stuff wine gums in his face.

Couldn't believe what I was witnessing, a talking dog!
January 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
January 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Facebook turned into a right wing, turd blossom recently, so camping my arse here!
January 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What was Jesus's favourite REM album?

Myrrhmyrrh!

Xmas every day in my hoose, you won't get shite like that in your crackers, mate!!
December 5, 2024 at 4:02 PM
"This week it's the semis on Masterchef the Professionals."

That phrase has a whole new meaning now
December 2, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Testing testing, what did Leo Tolstoy feed his pet rabbits?

Warren Peas!!!!

(Yeah, I'm gonna fit in here juuuuuust fine)
November 14, 2024 at 11:35 PM