Told my Jungian therapist about my dream where I was like Hannah Montana but instead of a pop star I was secretly Shaggy from Scooby Doo
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Told my Jungian therapist about my dream where I was like Hannah Montana but instead of a pop star I was secretly Shaggy from Scooby Doo
Asked for Lady Gaga pandora radio for my MRI
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Asked for Lady Gaga pandora radio for my MRI
Just replied to a Umamusume Reddit thread with a sincere and thought out theorization. Don’t judge a book by its cover I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just replied to a Umamusume Reddit thread with a sincere and thought out theorization. Don’t judge a book by its cover I guess.
Listening to Perfect Celebrity by Lady Gaga for my daily on the clock coffee shit
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Listening to Perfect Celebrity by Lady Gaga for my daily on the clock coffee shit
Reading Sapiens and wow, our brains got one spark of delusion and all of a sudden we the ultimate enemy of nature. Like, we’ve been fucking shit up since ooga booga times
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reading Sapiens and wow, our brains got one spark of delusion and all of a sudden we the ultimate enemy of nature. Like, we’ve been fucking shit up since ooga booga times
I lost my favorite beach blanket to a baby sparrow, that floppy little motherfucker
April 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I lost my favorite beach blanket to a baby sparrow, that floppy little motherfucker
Watching Sharknado at a shoegaze concert
April 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Watching Sharknado at a shoegaze concert
Cubicle neighbor is so unbearable that I’m contemplating witchcraft
April 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Cubicle neighbor is so unbearable that I’m contemplating witchcraft
I sold my body for four years to learn math that I don’t remember
April 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I sold my body for four years to learn math that I don’t remember
Feeling inadequate and overstimulated this PM, nothing an overpriced fruity beverage can’t fix.
February 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Feeling inadequate and overstimulated this PM, nothing an overpriced fruity beverage can’t fix.
Sipping a lemon basil martini alone at a six seater table in Alabama, I gaze out at the pier. A yacht is flying a confederate flag, a highway bridge looms above. I yearn to walk off into the water Godzilla style and never return.
February 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sipping a lemon basil martini alone at a six seater table in Alabama, I gaze out at the pier. A yacht is flying a confederate flag, a highway bridge looms above. I yearn to walk off into the water Godzilla style and never return.
Nothing feels more powerful than walking into Lowe’s in a leopard print mumu
February 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Nothing feels more powerful than walking into Lowe’s in a leopard print mumu
The sole distinction between acquaintances and friends for me is how they react to the necklace I made out of my own baby teeth
January 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The sole distinction between acquaintances and friends for me is how they react to the necklace I made out of my own baby teeth
If I’m not horizontal digesting a Popeyes chicken sandwich in the next 30 minutes im going to cry
January 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If I’m not horizontal digesting a Popeyes chicken sandwich in the next 30 minutes im going to cry
So apparently some people (me) just break out in unbearable hives for no known reason and the only solution is to take more than the prescribed amount of Claritin daily.
January 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
So apparently some people (me) just break out in unbearable hives for no known reason and the only solution is to take more than the prescribed amount of Claritin daily.
Allergist appointment postponed TWICE. So I’ve been off antihistamines and scratching at myself like a tweeker for over a week. The snow has brought wonder and merriment along with a strong desire to peel off my skin like a wetsuit
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Allergist appointment postponed TWICE. So I’ve been off antihistamines and scratching at myself like a tweeker for over a week. The snow has brought wonder and merriment along with a strong desire to peel off my skin like a wetsuit
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I’ve been having a hankering for going off grid and restarting my life raising goats in an ayahuasca commune
January 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’ve been having a hankering for going off grid and restarting my life raising goats in an ayahuasca commune
A moment for the baby cape
January 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A moment for the baby cape
An attempt to break my almost year long creative funk
January 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
An attempt to break my almost year long creative funk
My souls wants to live in the gully and be one with mud yet here I am, sitting in a cubicle with a sinus infection
January 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My souls wants to live in the gully and be one with mud yet here I am, sitting in a cubicle with a sinus infection