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R. H. Lanton
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Once again, if you see me posting, I am obviously doing something other than reading or studying or questionable work or, ideally, writing.

This is one of the traditionally problematic behaviors and should not be rewarded.
AND YA FAT ROLL IN ELDEN RING, MUSKY TWO-SHIELDS!
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A red herring, you say?
a teddy bear with a mask on his face is being held by a man in a plaid shirt .
ALT: a teddy bear with a mask on his face is being held by a man in a plaid shirt .
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November 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Takes me back to being on the Gawker message boards.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
And sometimes they have old arcade cabinets on site!
a video game screen shows a man standing in front of a brick building
ALT: a video game screen shows a man standing in front of a brick building
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November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
And that vamps, werewolves, and ghouls love to bowl.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfW...
Fright Night 2 Vampire Bowling!
YouTube video by PPDouglas
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*watches the unbuttoning of the nightie*

Mmmm, plot...
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Thirty-five minutes to go, we can pull it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Perhaps he's just not that into her.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Not for much longer.
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He's busy tenderizing horseflesh.
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
God, I love Hammer flicks.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Oh no, the lightning spell!
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
But the priest looks more like he escaped from the set of "The Last Starfighter" some sixteen or so years before it was filmed.

So that's neat.
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM