R. H. Lanton
@gpyusef.bsky.social
Once again, if you see me posting, I am obviously doing something other than reading or studying or questionable work or, ideally, writing.
This is one of the traditionally problematic behaviors and should not be rewarded.
This is one of the traditionally problematic behaviors and should not be rewarded.
*sniffs at the air outside*
Something's off. A touch of forgotten celery, wilting in the back corner of the crisper, or poorly-aged beef is in the wind.
Something's off. A touch of forgotten celery, wilting in the back corner of the crisper, or poorly-aged beef is in the wind.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
*sniffs at the air outside*
Something's off. A touch of forgotten celery, wilting in the back corner of the crisper, or poorly-aged beef is in the wind.
Something's off. A touch of forgotten celery, wilting in the back corner of the crisper, or poorly-aged beef is in the wind.
Oooh, Curse of the Undead next week!
It ain't Near Dark, but I'll take it.
Sleep tight, kiddos.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
It ain't Near Dark, but I'll take it.
Sleep tight, kiddos.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
a man wearing sunglasses is holding his bloody hand in front of his face .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is holding his bloody hand in front of his face .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Oooh, Curse of the Undead next week!
It ain't Near Dark, but I'll take it.
Sleep tight, kiddos.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
It ain't Near Dark, but I'll take it.
Sleep tight, kiddos.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
That's a bad thrall, doing the Latin invocations that don't summon the legions of hell!
Bad!
#svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
Bad!
#svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
That's a bad thrall, doing the Latin invocations that don't summon the legions of hell!
Bad!
#svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
Bad!
#svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
MA: There's the eyes again.
ME: It is showing undead bloodlust, right? The hunger for the life essence that pumps through necks of attractive European models?
*Ma shrugs*
ME: I'm just guessing here, Ma. You saw it in the theater, not me.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
ME: It is showing undead bloodlust, right? The hunger for the life essence that pumps through necks of attractive European models?
*Ma shrugs*
ME: I'm just guessing here, Ma. You saw it in the theater, not me.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
MA: There's the eyes again.
ME: It is showing undead bloodlust, right? The hunger for the life essence that pumps through necks of attractive European models?
*Ma shrugs*
ME: I'm just guessing here, Ma. You saw it in the theater, not me.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
ME: It is showing undead bloodlust, right? The hunger for the life essence that pumps through necks of attractive European models?
*Ma shrugs*
ME: I'm just guessing here, Ma. You saw it in the theater, not me.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Damn, Drac, chill on the horseflesh. The blonde isn't going anywhere right now.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Damn, Drac, chill on the horseflesh. The blonde isn't going anywhere right now.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Christopher Lee gets so much done just by staring at people, a twitch of the head, the raising of an arm.
Musta been a real terror back during the war.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
Musta been a real terror back during the war.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Christopher Lee gets so much done just by staring at people, a twitch of the head, the raising of an arm.
Musta been a real terror back during the war.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
Musta been a real terror back during the war.
#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Awww, yeah, here we go, maybe. Been more than thirty years since I last saw this, my hopes may be too high.
Fingers crossed.
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
Fingers crossed.
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Awww, yeah, here we go, maybe. Been more than thirty years since I last saw this, my hopes may be too high.
Fingers crossed.
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
Fingers crossed.
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
Having lived around pelicans most of my life, I wholeheartedly believe this scene.
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Having lived around pelicans most of my life, I wholeheartedly believe this scene.
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
Now how the hell is that supposed to eat anybody?
*walks about cutely*
DAWWWWWW!
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
*walks about cutely*
DAWWWWWW!
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Now how the hell is that supposed to eat anybody?
*walks about cutely*
DAWWWWWW!
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
*walks about cutely*
DAWWWWWW!
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
"Lope, if we don't dig up all of these bones, how can we truly develop a working understanding of necromancy, let alone be eaten by dinosaurs?"
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Lope, if we don't dig up all of these bones, how can we truly develop a working understanding of necromancy, let alone be eaten by dinosaurs?"
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
#Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"And now we cook the horse for all of the adoring public! Thank you for coming!"
#Svengoolie #ValleyofGwangi
#Svengoolie #ValleyofGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"And now we cook the horse for all of the adoring public! Thank you for coming!"
#Svengoolie #ValleyofGwangi
#Svengoolie #ValleyofGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM