R. H. Lanton
@gpyusef.bsky.social
Once again, if you see me posting, I am obviously doing something other than reading or studying or questionable work or, ideally, writing.
This is one of the traditionally problematic behaviors and should not be rewarded.
This is one of the traditionally problematic behaviors and should not be rewarded.
I remember the silicon pizza being hungrier myself.
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I remember the silicon pizza being hungrier myself.
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I walked out of There's Something About Mary to watch Soldier instead.
I have never regretted that decision.
I have never regretted that decision.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I walked out of There's Something About Mary to watch Soldier instead.
I have never regretted that decision.
I have never regretted that decision.
And that's a waste of a perfectly good phreno-
Scratch that, no waste there.
Scratch that, no waste there.
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
And that's a waste of a perfectly good phreno-
Scratch that, no waste there.
Scratch that, no waste there.
January 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
January 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
*the mind reels back to 1993, and thinks that maybe ALL DESERVE WHAT RUSH SQUEALS FOR-*
Oh yeah, shut my yap.
Oh yeah, shut my yap.
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 PM
*the mind reels back to 1993, and thinks that maybe ALL DESERVE WHAT RUSH SQUEALS FOR-*
Oh yeah, shut my yap.
Oh yeah, shut my yap.
REPEATEDLY TRIES TO CLICK OUT CRACKED WARNING ARTICLE...
Oh no.
I guess that is why I wrote that murder elf series...
Oh no.
I guess that is why I wrote that murder elf series...
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
REPEATEDLY TRIES TO CLICK OUT CRACKED WARNING ARTICLE...
Oh no.
I guess that is why I wrote that murder elf series...
Oh no.
I guess that is why I wrote that murder elf series...
I scoured the tub and laundered some tops that aim for the disdain of the D.A.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I scoured the tub and laundered some tops that aim for the disdain of the D.A.
WE JUST BUILT THIS TOMB AS A JOKE. WE TOLD HER WE WOULD MAKE A GREAT EDIFICE, BUT WE JUST TOSSED HER INTO A DR. WHO SET AND MADE OFF WITH THE LUCRE.
#Svengoolie
#BloodfromtheMummy'sTomb
#Svengoolie
#BloodfromtheMummy'sTomb
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
WE JUST BUILT THIS TOMB AS A JOKE. WE TOLD HER WE WOULD MAKE A GREAT EDIFICE, BUT WE JUST TOSSED HER INTO A DR. WHO SET AND MADE OFF WITH THE LUCRE.
#Svengoolie
#BloodfromtheMummy'sTomb
#Svengoolie
#BloodfromtheMummy'sTomb
Get the robot, Santos! And a clip of your greatest hits of la lucha!
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Get the robot, Santos! And a clip of your greatest hits of la lucha!
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by R. H. Lanton
This story is about one of the ones who walked away from Omelas.
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
This story is about one of the ones who walked away from Omelas.
Reposted by R. H. Lanton
we need to make a second bluesky for people who reply to jokes with scolding seriousness. we'll just leave them there and run while they're too busy calling the police about a dangerous intruder at their door who keeps saying "knock knock"
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
we need to make a second bluesky for people who reply to jokes with scolding seriousness. we'll just leave them there and run while they're too busy calling the police about a dangerous intruder at their door who keeps saying "knock knock"
And my axe, I guess, I dunno.
*sighs heavily*
*sighs heavily*
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And my axe, I guess, I dunno.
*sighs heavily*
*sighs heavily*
"Shall we, Shirley?"
Surely we shall.
Surely we shall.
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Shall we, Shirley?"
Surely we shall.
Surely we shall.
Surprisingly, yes!
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Surprisingly, yes!
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ahh, the crossover I did not know that I needed.
"Lovejoy, you big dummy!"
"Lovejoy, you big dummy!"
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ahh, the crossover I did not know that I needed.
"Lovejoy, you big dummy!"
"Lovejoy, you big dummy!"
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Worst place for IEP meetings, though.
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Worst place for IEP meetings, though.