Gil
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I don’t drink a lot, but when I drink I drink a lot. 
This is what Trump thinks about when he pictures the Monroe Doctrine.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This is what Trump thinks about when he pictures the Monroe Doctrine.
Hasn't been a year and this guy thinks he's the Emperor of the World.
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Hasn't been a year and this guy thinks he's the Emperor of the World.
Kushner's Trump's bag man.
December 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Kushner's Trump's bag man.
I'm guessing Melania got her usual hourly rate plus a Xmas bonus to show up for this.
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm guessing Melania got her usual hourly rate plus a Xmas bonus to show up for this.
Oh, you mean like these freethinkers...
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh, you mean like these freethinkers...
Pictured: exclusive photo of Kennedy Center board meeting to rename building.
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Pictured: exclusive photo of Kennedy Center board meeting to rename building.
These guys have more qualifications...
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
These guys have more qualifications...
A source at Walter Reed says that, "An MRI scan revealed hat large portions of President Trump’s brain consisted of a useless ‘Styrofoam like’ substance better suited to ship a package than maintain a cognitive thought process. Also, test show he has dangerously high levels of gas and bile."
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A source at Walter Reed says that, "An MRI scan revealed hat large portions of President Trump’s brain consisted of a useless ‘Styrofoam like’ substance better suited to ship a package than maintain a cognitive thought process. Also, test show he has dangerously high levels of gas and bile."
Pictured: Jesus re-thinking if it was worth went He went through to end with pseudo Christians like Karoline Leavitt.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pictured: Jesus re-thinking if it was worth went He went through to end with pseudo Christians like Karoline Leavitt.
Someday, 'He had it coming', is what they'll be saying about Trump.
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Someday, 'He had it coming', is what they'll be saying about Trump.
Says Steve Bannon, the man who served a four month sentence in federal prison for contempt of Congress. And less we forget, he also pleaded guilty to fraud in a New York state case related to the "We Build the Wall" fundraiser, avoiding jail time in that case.
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October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Says Steve Bannon, the man who served a four month sentence in federal prison for contempt of Congress. And less we forget, he also pleaded guilty to fraud in a New York state case related to the "We Build the Wall" fundraiser, avoiding jail time in that case.
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However, according to the unreleased report other tests found that the president’s feet are considered ‘petite’ for a man of his girth, he showed an inability to recognize certain colors and genders and has dangerously high levels of gas and bile.
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
However, according to the unreleased report other tests found that the president’s feet are considered ‘petite’ for a man of his girth, he showed an inability to recognize certain colors and genders and has dangerously high levels of gas and bile.
Apparently they found that large portions of Donald Trump’s brain consisted of a useless ‘Styrofoam like filler' better suited to ship a package than come up with a cognitive thought.
October 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Apparently they found that large portions of Donald Trump’s brain consisted of a useless ‘Styrofoam like filler' better suited to ship a package than come up with a cognitive thought.
Good luck to the contractors expecting Trump to pay them.
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Good luck to the contractors expecting Trump to pay them.
In related news, the White House lobby is expected to be turned into upscale shopping mall occupied by an assortment of retail stores, restaurants, and a foreign currency exchange kiosk. In addition, parking and sidewalks will be built over the Rose Garden to provide valet service and a car wash.
October 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
In related news, the White House lobby is expected to be turned into upscale shopping mall occupied by an assortment of retail stores, restaurants, and a foreign currency exchange kiosk. In addition, parking and sidewalks will be built over the Rose Garden to provide valet service and a car wash.
Is it just me or does Mikey kinda look like the guy who drives an ice cream truck around and invites kids inside to see how the cream is made?
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Is it just me or does Mikey kinda look like the guy who drives an ice cream truck around and invites kids inside to see how the cream is made?
Oh wait, she forgot to add convicted felons. Someone say like the the defacto leader of the Republican Party and current president of the United States.
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Oh wait, she forgot to add convicted felons. Someone say like the the defacto leader of the Republican Party and current president of the United States.
If I had to guess who a 'habeas corpus' looked like it would be this guy...
October 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If I had to guess who a 'habeas corpus' looked like it would be this guy...
Herschel Walker is so stupid that when asked about his thoughts on Roe versus Wade he thought it was a question about fishing.
October 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Herschel Walker is so stupid that when asked about his thoughts on Roe versus Wade he thought it was a question about fishing.
Leavitt went on to say, "in fact, the president is thinking of moving the Second Amendment into first place."
October 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Leavitt went on to say, "in fact, the president is thinking of moving the Second Amendment into first place."
Pictured: Members of the Republican Party meeting to discuss what to do next...
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pictured: Members of the Republican Party meeting to discuss what to do next...
Never thought I'd be on the side of gangbangers but Miller's giving me pause.
October 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Never thought I'd be on the side of gangbangers but Miller's giving me pause.
In related news, sale of Depend's diapers at base skyrocketed.
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In related news, sale of Depend's diapers at base skyrocketed.
In related news, acceptable incoming recruits expected to drop military I.Q. to near zero.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In related news, acceptable incoming recruits expected to drop military I.Q. to near zero.