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I don’t drink a lot, but when I drink I drink a lot. 
Mail Call At The Trump White House baconplant.com/mail-call-at...
Mail Call At The Trump White House - BaconPlant
Like it or not Trump's back occupying the Oval Office and here's a sampling of letters he's already gotten.
baconplant.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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For fuck's sake, the stupidity of this administration is stunning.
Marco Rubio told US senators that Ukraine peace plan was not America’s — but a ‘leaked’ Russian ‘wish list’
Marco Rubio told US senators that Ukraine peace plan was not America’s — but a ‘leaked’ Russian ‘wish list’
"It is not our peace plan."
nypost.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
For fuck's sake, the stupidity of this administration is stunning.
Let me guess, they named her 'Lindsey Halligan'.
Crash test breakthrough: Trump’s Transportation Department unveils new female dummy
Crash test breakthrough: Trump’s Transportation Department unveils new female dummy
The Transportation Department rolled out the design for a "first-of-its-kind" advanced female crash test dummy, aimed at improving safety standards to curb the higher injury rate women endure from certain car accidents.
nypost.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Let me guess, they named her 'Lindsey Halligan'.
She's not so much a puppet as she is a dummy.
Lindsey Halligan fires back at James Comey judge who claimed she’s a ‘puppet’
Lindsey Halligan fires back at James Comey judge who claimed she’s a ‘puppet’
Interim US Attorney Lindsey Halligan suggested Wednesday that the Biden-appointed judge overseeing the criminal case against former FBI Director James Comey violated judicial conduct rules by asking if she was a "puppet" of President Trump
nypost.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
She's not so much a puppet as she is a dummy.
Patience is.....................................................overrated.
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Patience is.....................................................overrated.
Is It Worth Buying A Used Sex Doll baconplant.com/is-it-worth-...
Is It Worth Buying A Used Sex Doll - BaconPlant
Sure, she was used but I wanted one with experience. And I know what you’re thinking — how much of a discount did I get?
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November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Caffeine Fueled Witness Spills The Beans baconplant.com/caffeine-fue...
Caffeine Fueled Witness Spills The Beans - BaconPlant
. It wasn’t long before the place was, I’d say about half and half, and you could smell trouble brewing.
baconplant.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I Interned With The Grim Reaper baconplant.com/i-interned-w...
I Interned With The Grim Reaper - BaconPlant
"Son, it’s time for you, as the eldest one has for generations, to spend a day with Bob.” Which is what we called the Grim Reaper.
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October 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Trump Brain Scan Taken at Walter Reed Reveal Large Amounts Of “Styrofoam Like Filler”
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Trump Brain Scan Said To Reveal Large Amounts Of “Styrofoam Like Filler” - BaconPlant
Trump said to have a cerebral make up better suited to ship a package. It's one of those rare instances in science that's both a mystery and an explanation.
baconplant.com
October 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump Brain Scan Taken at Walter Reed Reveal Large Amounts Of “Styrofoam Like Filler”
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The best argument against Democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
October 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The best argument against Democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
The Politically Correct Witness Tells All baconplant.com/the-politica...
The Politically Correct Witness Tells All - BaconPlant
You’re not the first person who witnessed a crime to be reluctant to give us your name.
baconplant.com
October 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Pictured: Members of the Republican Party meeting to discuss what to do next...
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pictured: Members of the Republican Party meeting to discuss what to do next...
Welp, for all you pretend Christians out there don't count on Jesus to save ya, He's trying to figure out if everything He went through was worth it.
September 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Welp, for all you pretend Christians out there don't count on Jesus to save ya, He's trying to figure out if everything He went through was worth it.
Donald Trump expected to sign executive order altering the Pledge of Allegiance believing it to be 'woke'. New version will not include the phrase 'with liberty and justice for all' declaring it as too broad.
September 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Donald Trump expected to sign executive order altering the Pledge of Allegiance believing it to be 'woke'. New version will not include the phrase 'with liberty and justice for all' declaring it as too broad.
Melania's thinking her hourly rate ain't enough.
September 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Melania's thinking her hourly rate ain't enough.
I'm designating Donald Trump and the Republican Party as domestic terrorists. Prove me wrong
September 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm designating Donald Trump and the Republican Party as domestic terrorists. Prove me wrong
Leavitt went on to say that, "the president feels gun control is not the answer and that people who gather in large groups have to take some responsibility for mass shootings."
REPORTER: People have glazed over the fact that the shooter was confused in their gender identity. Does the administration believe that this element needs to be investigated?
LEAVITT: All of the elements are being investigated in this shooting, absolutely
LEAVITT: All of the elements are being investigated in this shooting, absolutely
August 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Leavitt went on to say that, "the president feels gun control is not the answer and that people who gather in large groups have to take some responsibility for mass shootings."
In the lore of old this is what happens when you shake hands with Lucifer. Often time's they would cut off the hand and hang it over the door to ward off dark spirits. You can look it up.
August 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In the lore of old this is what happens when you shake hands with Lucifer. Often time's they would cut off the hand and hang it over the door to ward off dark spirits. You can look it up.
I dunno know, maybe it's just me but every time I see Pete Hegseth smile I think he's gonna try and sell me toothpaste.
August 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I dunno know, maybe it's just me but every time I see Pete Hegseth smile I think he's gonna try and sell me toothpaste.
Alina Habba would've been perfect for the job, not only does she look like a Jersey girl but she's dumb as a rock.
July 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Alina Habba would've been perfect for the job, not only does she look like a Jersey girl but she's dumb as a rock.
In case you're wondering what a eunuch looks like here's a picture of one...
June 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In case you're wondering what a eunuch looks like here's a picture of one...
