I don't know, Gym. I think the American people really want to know why they should listen to someone from a backwoods district shaped like a duck. If we drew feet to reach Columbus and Dayton, you'd just be another wrestling coach who runs interference for child molesters.

This is around the time that Elon's ketamine-induced schizophrenia kicks in and he blames himself for a false flag operation.

Heavens, no! We must shower them with kindness by throwing them tiny pieces of our heart in a totally normal, biomechanically efficient way... like this gentleman.

The principled answer, of course, is that he isn't. The "official" answer is rhetoric like this:

Indeed.

What's even crazier is that he was far enough down the totem pole to not even have a direct line to King. He would have been down the chain of command in the blue circle.

Here's a screenshot of a post that new Acting Commissioner Leland Dudek made on LinkedIn before he was elevated to the top job. He has since deleted his account.

Thanks for covering this, Josh. I'm not sure if you've seen this yet, but I'll post it here in case you haven't.