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Greg Abbott
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When it comes to Trump, my flag is at full-staff. 🇺🇲🥵

[Political Satire]
I want to dispel the idea that I hate Texan minority children. This is just untrue. Please remember, I hate *all* Texan children. Facts matter.
February 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by Greg Abbott
How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤
January 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by Greg Abbott
Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good!
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Dear Texas teachers, I expect you to defend school children with your own lives... except the brown kids, of course.
January 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM