Greg Abbott
@govgregabbott.bsky.social
When it comes to Trump, my flag is at full-staff. 🇺🇲🥵
[Political Satire]
[Political Satire]
If any of these people were women, I can promise you we will prioritize keeping them healthy so that we can force them to give birth.
February 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If any of these people were women, I can promise you we will prioritize keeping them healthy so that we can force them to give birth.
I want to dispel the idea that I hate Texan minority children. This is just untrue. Please remember, I hate *all* Texan children. Facts matter.
February 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I want to dispel the idea that I hate Texan minority children. This is just untrue. Please remember, I hate *all* Texan children. Facts matter.
Don't worry guys this is all part of the plan. The plan is me drinking with Trump and Elon one airforce 1 while we tell each other how handsome we are.. that's what you voted for, right?
February 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Don't worry guys this is all part of the plan. The plan is me drinking with Trump and Elon one airforce 1 while we tell each other how handsome we are.. that's what you voted for, right?
How do you know my middle name?
February 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
How do you know my middle name?
If I could stand up, it wouldn't be for Texas, it would be for a nazi salute.
February 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If I could stand up, it wouldn't be for Texas, it would be for a nazi salute.
I will be sure to put a placard up on the border wall in honor of the Texans we lost in the 2021 snowstorm... and also in the 2022 snowstorm that I said we'd be ready for.
January 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I will be sure to put a placard up on the border wall in honor of the Texans we lost in the 2021 snowstorm... and also in the 2022 snowstorm that I said we'd be ready for.
Wow, a *run*? That's just lemon in my paper cut. 😭
January 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Wow, a *run*? That's just lemon in my paper cut. 😭
Reposted by Greg Abbott
How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤
January 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤
Reposted by Greg Abbott
Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good!
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good!
Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good!
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good!
How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤
January 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤
Dear Texas teachers, I expect you to defend school children with your own lives... except the brown kids, of course.
ICE is now raiding Texas schools in Dallas and San Antonio. Greg Abbott is deploying DPS Troops to assist in child removal. This is REAL and it’s terrifying.
Gov. Greg Abbott announces deployment of Texas DPS troopers, special agents to assist federal immigration efforts
Governor Greg Abbott announced Sunday that Texas Department of Public Safety operations are expected to “expand in coming days” as part of immigration enforcement efforts.
www.ksat.com
January 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Dear Texas teachers, I expect you to defend school children with your own lives... except the brown kids, of course.