Cryschyan Goevia
gouviakun.bsky.social
Cryschyan Goevia
@gouviakun.bsky.social
Still starving, still artist-ing.
https://www.schmooglehouse.com/
Reed: "HORSEPOWER"
Sue: "Honey please stop"
Reed: "HORSEPOWER!!"
Ben: "Come on Stretch don't do this to us—"
Reed: "ALL THIS POLO ON I GOT HORRSEPOWERR"
Johnny: "I can supernova us today man"
August 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
July 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
July 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Come on bro give him the Ben 10efit of the doubt
June 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
May 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I love you so much, Mama. I will put that love into everything and everyone around me. I keep hearing that you knew this, but I'd do anything for one more chance to show you.

R.I.P. Dianne Tamby-Gouvia 9/17/59—4/3/2025
April 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
No man in recorded human history has ever looked this fly, actually. Many have tried.
January 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Fixed
January 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
December 12, 2024 at 11:46 AM
November 23, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I'm tired of selling phones to pay my bills man
November 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Them: Does the dress match the purse
Me: Dost thou blade match thine galoshes
November 1, 2024 at 12:45 AM
First Ren Faire taught me that I am now a Swordhead (I be buying sneakers too though so really I'm a sneakerhead that keeps buying swords)
October 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Gonna write something fire today, I can feel it. Posted up with the screenplay like
October 23, 2024 at 4:26 PM