Mama Gourami
@gourami.bsky.social
Mother, jeweller, feral bog creature. Not even slightly interesting; I promise. Personal account; expect moaning, adhd hyper fixations, and not a lot else tbh.
Off to the Vets with the bear. Ursa says "C'mon theeeen! Let's go already!"
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Off to the Vets with the bear. Ursa says "C'mon theeeen! Let's go already!"
She's still an asshole.
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
She's still an asshole.
Batch 2 is cookin! Weeee!! I always forget how much I like making soap.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Batch 2 is cookin! Weeee!! I always forget how much I like making soap.
Peeeeegs! 😍 our boys came for zoomies in the kids room while they got cleaned out. They were too interested in eating to do much popcorning tonight though.
September 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Peeeeegs! 😍 our boys came for zoomies in the kids room while they got cleaned out. They were too interested in eating to do much popcorning tonight though.
Oh no! Ewok doggo Wicket has somehow broken his neck! 😱 He's having specialist surgery tomorrow to hopefully fix it. Everyone cross their fingers he does well! 🤞 Also fuck Medivet, who a) didn't give him any pain relief, b) didn't investigate the problem at ALL & c) told my mum to put him to sleep.
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oh no! Ewok doggo Wicket has somehow broken his neck! 😱 He's having specialist surgery tomorrow to hopefully fix it. Everyone cross their fingers he does well! 🤞 Also fuck Medivet, who a) didn't give him any pain relief, b) didn't investigate the problem at ALL & c) told my mum to put him to sleep.
Finished the matching bed pockets! It's a little more "wing it" than actual planned pattern like the curtains were, but it works. The extra big pocket in the middle is for her hamster Tom.
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Finished the matching bed pockets! It's a little more "wing it" than actual planned pattern like the curtains were, but it works. The extra big pocket in the middle is for her hamster Tom.
Had a steaming row with the Goblin on the way home. All of my sweaty sewing efforts feel pointless now. Oh well. I flippin like em, so bollocks to unnecessarily angry children.
September 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Had a steaming row with the Goblin on the way home. All of my sweaty sewing efforts feel pointless now. Oh well. I flippin like em, so bollocks to unnecessarily angry children.
Pretty sure I've burnt the back of my neck. Oops.
August 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Pretty sure I've burnt the back of my neck. Oops.
Good Doggo Koda is considerably whiter than last we met. Still an adorable floof.
August 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Good Doggo Koda is considerably whiter than last we met. Still an adorable floof.
We are on holiday!! Everything is fine!! Dramallamas were literally just the ravings of a crazy lady who's off her meds! I FOUND A HERMIT CRAB!
August 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We are on holiday!! Everything is fine!! Dramallamas were literally just the ravings of a crazy lady who's off her meds! I FOUND A HERMIT CRAB!
Still CLINNNGGG. Still kept us up. I think she knows we are going away for a few days... 😬 (In theory anyway. Holiday is currently under question. Ugh.)
August 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Still CLINNNGGG. Still kept us up. I think she knows we are going away for a few days... 😬 (In theory anyway. Holiday is currently under question. Ugh.)
Ursa is in super CLINGGGG mode, which wouldn't be an issue if it weren't the approximate temperature of Satan's arsehole in here. Also she kept us up all night by pacing and yelling and trying to CLINGGGG. I have no idea what's crawled up her butt but I wish she'd pack it in.
August 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Ursa is in super CLINGGGG mode, which wouldn't be an issue if it weren't the approximate temperature of Satan's arsehole in here. Also she kept us up all night by pacing and yelling and trying to CLINGGGG. I have no idea what's crawled up her butt but I wish she'd pack it in.
I escaped for 20mins to fling up my new door blind and some cling film on t'windows. I think my workshop is starting to look rather good! (Ignore the floor patches, it's still drying.)
August 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I escaped for 20mins to fling up my new door blind and some cling film on t'windows. I think my workshop is starting to look rather good! (Ignore the floor patches, it's still drying.)
Goblin child made me buy this jellyfish fabric ages ago, and she's been nagging me for a pair of dungees ever since. Well, I did it! Ha! Now with added patches (because she insisted.)
July 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Goblin child made me buy this jellyfish fabric ages ago, and she's been nagging me for a pair of dungees ever since. Well, I did it! Ha! Now with added patches (because she insisted.)
Redonkulous spider cat. She hasn't got any weight to lose and YET. 🙄 (It's fine. She's fine. The good cat meats have been procured. UGH.)
July 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Redonkulous spider cat. She hasn't got any weight to lose and YET. 🙄 (It's fine. She's fine. The good cat meats have been procured. UGH.)
We have LIGHT!! And a half painted wall 😆
July 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We have LIGHT!! And a half painted wall 😆
The great workshop celing fix has begun. Thankfully, it needs less work than we anticipated. Only one area was ballsed. So we have to patch the two areas we already planned for + only one extra bit. Also confirmed the insulation is dry, so we aren't gonna bother ripping the whole lot down/replacing.
July 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The great workshop celing fix has begun. Thankfully, it needs less work than we anticipated. Only one area was ballsed. So we have to patch the two areas we already planned for + only one extra bit. Also confirmed the insulation is dry, so we aren't gonna bother ripping the whole lot down/replacing.
Last night, Ursa had an exciting adventure on the roof! So great! 🤪 She swore at me a lot, glared at the neighbours yappy dog, and finally came back within grabbing distance when she saw Merle getting treats and got jealous. 🙄🙄🙄
June 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Last night, Ursa had an exciting adventure on the roof! So great! 🤪 She swore at me a lot, glared at the neighbours yappy dog, and finally came back within grabbing distance when she saw Merle getting treats and got jealous. 🙄🙄🙄
To give this dickhead her dues, at least she waited until we'd washed and dried the other quilt before she peed again. She's still an asshole though. #UrsaWatch
June 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
To give this dickhead her dues, at least she waited until we'd washed and dried the other quilt before she peed again. She's still an asshole though. #UrsaWatch
Today I bought a new dragon. His name is Herbert. (Although Goblin Child insists that it should be Sherbert.)
May 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today I bought a new dragon. His name is Herbert. (Although Goblin Child insists that it should be Sherbert.)
Haha! Yuuuup 90% of my pictures of Lando ended up blurred 🤣 He's twice the size of Wicket but twice as wiggly.
May 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Haha! Yuuuup 90% of my pictures of Lando ended up blurred 🤣 He's twice the size of Wicket but twice as wiggly.