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Aaron Gotwalt
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Internet person, friend of dogs
Within the realm of believability that on the Pope’s passing America will create a schism comparable to the creation of the Church of England
March 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
1. Abandon NATO
2. Let Russia attack Europe
3. Let China take Taiwan
4. In the chaos conquer North America

These toddlers aren’t playing chess, they are playing Risk
March 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by Aaron Gotwalt
Helpful summary stats on the stakes of PEPFAR stoppages

www.amfar.org/wp-content/u...
January 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
In one generation we’ve forgotten how vaccines and free trade have given us the life we have today www.vox.com/2015/2/16/80...
How NAFTA fueled the great avocado boom
Vox is a general interest news site for the 21st century. Its mission: to help everyone understand our complicated world, so that we can all help shape it. In text, video and audio, our reporters expl...
www.vox.com
January 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
John Malcovich reading Vonnegut’s “Breakfast of Champions” audiobook is the closest I’ll likely ever get to hearing how aliens talk
November 30, 2024 at 8:38 PM
@lmarburger.bsky.social hey, this made me think of you
November 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Never once have I had to do an email verification PIN when unlocking a car with a physical key
November 27, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Happy Tante Marie season to all who celebrate youtu.be/foA0MGUbYH0
Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven
YouTube video by Tante Marie's Kitchen
youtu.be
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Having a dog has taught me something I never considered about humanity: we throw chicken bones *everywhere*
November 24, 2024 at 6:09 PM
My grandfather, a dentist, was called a communist for advocating for fluoride in his water supply in the 1950s. What’s old is new.
November 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Honestly not sure if I’m smart enough for this analysis of Wes Anderson movies slate.com/culture/2023...
Why Are Wes Anderson’s Movies So Artificial? And So Deadpan? Asteroid City Provides an Answer.
The filmmaker’s movies are all haunted by the same thing.
slate.com
November 19, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Back to never thinking about boxing
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I can only pretend to care about boxing for so long
November 16, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Nixon shock - Wikipedia
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November 14, 2024 at 3:21 AM
The Grateful Dead always sucked. You were just high at the show. It’s ok.
November 13, 2024 at 2:39 AM
$20 days one member of the incoming cabinet sues another member before June
November 13, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I think I need more underwraught skeets
November 13, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I came up with the ^XY syntax that companies briefly tried to use when doing customer support work there
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 12, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Somehow this Airbnb has great knives and no other usable cooking utensils
July 5, 2023 at 1:46 AM
The artisinal granola market is the purest form of ungrounded price testing
July 3, 2023 at 7:55 PM
Crypto is just retro computing at this point
July 3, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Spicy take: Sonos doesn’t have a moat anymore. It used to be their software, but post Airplay 2, what do they have other than brand?
July 3, 2023 at 3:18 AM
We are…not sure about the sheep situation
July 3, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Trillian, but for bluesky / mastodon / retro / post / t2. Is this a time loop?
July 2, 2023 at 9:34 PM
What if the whole idea of twitter-style apps is bad?
July 1, 2023 at 9:50 PM