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j. cohen
@gothamcitymayor.bsky.social
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Texan, educator, and nice curmudgeon. #zeitgang #MFFL #DallasWings #ChicagoBulls 🇵🇸

Sober date: 10/31/21 #odaat

🌎 Rogers Park, Chicago, IL
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Dude fucks.
Dude sucks.
Dude fucking sucks.
A family of ten poses outdoors in front of a brick house and tall evergreen trees. The father stands in a light-colored blazer with an American flag pocket square, and the mother stands beside him in a navy floral dress. In front of them are eight children dressed in coordinated pastel outfits: the boys in short-sleeve patchwork shirts with bow ties and khaki pants, and the girls in matching light-blue floral dresses. Everyone is smiling, standing close together, and looking at the camera.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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My podcasts make it sound like I’m preparing for a heist and a revolution and a therapy session simultaneously.
A Spotify Wrapped screen showing the user’s “Top Podcasts.” The design has a black background with bright green and white abstract shapes. The list is numbered 1 through 5. 1: We’re Here to Help — cover shows Gareth Reynolds and Jake Johnson sitting together holding advice cards. 2: The Daily Zeitgeist — cover is blue and yellow with a cartoon sun and waves. 3: The Blindboy Podcast — cover features a man wearing a plastic shopping bag as a mask. 4: Conspiracy Theories — yellow textured background with the title in black type. 5: Trillbilly Worker’s Party — cover shows a person in vintage clothing standing next to a white classic car.
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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We’re experiencing Michael Jordan weather here in Chicago 😫
It’s cold in Chicago
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Looks like Cooper Flagg just got drafted 1st overall to the Dallas… Erick’s? Tough break
A black Tshirt with an illustrated basketball player dribbling a red ball. Large blue and white block letters behind the player read “DALLAS COOPER FLAGG MAVERICKS,” but the layout makes the bottom part look like it says “Dallas Ericks.” The Dallas Mavericks logo is printed near the player’s foot.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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@jackob1.bsky.social thought you’d like this
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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What they really mean
Anthony Davis and Mark Cuban of the Dallas Mavericks
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Chicago is healing
A curled up opossum resting inside a garbage bin, surrounded by empty cans, chip bags, and plastic trash
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Dallas really said: run it back, but make it basketball.
A meme from The Office where Pam compares two photos: one of the viral blue-and-black vs. white-and-gold dress, and one of two Dallas Mavericks jerseys in white and black. The caption says ‘Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.’ Pam responds, “They’re the same picture.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Cooper Flagg’s got that Don Quixote aura: the focus, the determination, the willingness to dunk on a windmill that wasn’t even looking at him.
Cooper Flagg of the Dallas Mavericks
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Healing can begin.
Nico Harrison gets his flowers.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Every night they change one tiny thing about me, and I pretend not to notice.
A headless mannequin in a suit stands behind a glowing red neon sign that reads “SAME DAY ALTERATIONS.” The red light fills the small shop window, eerie and cinematic.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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