"I'd fetch their skulls myself, were the prospect feasible"
- me, talking about some dead bats on the power lines (I am very normal)
- me, talking about some dead bats on the power lines (I am very normal)
March 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"I'd fetch their skulls myself, were the prospect feasible"
- me, talking about some dead bats on the power lines (I am very normal)
- me, talking about some dead bats on the power lines (I am very normal)
Totally normal things I've said at work this week:
- "oh she's a squirter" (referring to blood)
- "please stop leaving your butthole juices on me"
- "if you don't give me more blood I'm going to have to stab you in the face again"
- "I'm executing you because you're bad at sex"
- "oh she's a squirter" (referring to blood)
- "please stop leaving your butthole juices on me"
- "if you don't give me more blood I'm going to have to stab you in the face again"
- "I'm executing you because you're bad at sex"
February 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Totally normal things I've said at work this week:
- "oh she's a squirter" (referring to blood)
- "please stop leaving your butthole juices on me"
- "if you don't give me more blood I'm going to have to stab you in the face again"
- "I'm executing you because you're bad at sex"
- "oh she's a squirter" (referring to blood)
- "please stop leaving your butthole juices on me"
- "if you don't give me more blood I'm going to have to stab you in the face again"
- "I'm executing you because you're bad at sex"
I do not miss Penrith lmao I've been here 5 minutes and already had some kid harass me
January 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I do not miss Penrith lmao I've been here 5 minutes and already had some kid harass me
I just saw an old firetruck that had been converted to a party bus, complete with firman themed strippers
January 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I just saw an old firetruck that had been converted to a party bus, complete with firman themed strippers
NEW INK NEW INK NEW INK
November 30, 2024 at 5:57 AM
NEW INK NEW INK NEW INK
"Ugh my embryos keep sticking together and only half are fertilised!"
- a normal thing to say in my line of work
- a normal thing to say in my line of work
November 29, 2024 at 6:16 AM
"Ugh my embryos keep sticking together and only half are fertilised!"
- a normal thing to say in my line of work
- a normal thing to say in my line of work
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Retreat with me into a warm den of plucked feathers and furs. A restful and restorative slumber beckons.
-2022
-2022
November 24, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Retreat with me into a warm den of plucked feathers and furs. A restful and restorative slumber beckons.
-2022
-2022
I love to see an animal
November 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I love to see an animal
I'll never understand why people feel the need to shout at me from their car. Like as if someone that looks like me gives a fuck about the opinion of some generic whiteboy in a lowered lancer???
November 11, 2023 at 12:38 AM
I'll never understand why people feel the need to shout at me from their car. Like as if someone that looks like me gives a fuck about the opinion of some generic whiteboy in a lowered lancer???
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Note to self: don't consume an excessive amount of caffeine right before you have to collect blood samples from mice
October 31, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Note to self: don't consume an excessive amount of caffeine right before you have to collect blood samples from mice
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Maybe the real arson was the bridges we burned along the way
October 16, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Maybe the real arson was the bridges we burned along the way
No, Jordan, you don't need to bring a switchblade to the club just because it matches your outfit
September 16, 2023 at 11:11 AM
No, Jordan, you don't need to bring a switchblade to the club just because it matches your outfit
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This thing is from a game but I forgot what game
September 11, 2023 at 10:36 PM
This thing is from a game but I forgot what game
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR BITCHES
September 12, 2023 at 6:06 AM
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR BITCHES
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BORN TOO WALK FORCED TOO DRIVE - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 10, 2023 at 8:25 PM
BORN TOO WALK FORCED TOO DRIVE - dashare.zone ADMIN
I simply love to throw a party and make the whole evening about myself
September 3, 2023 at 5:16 AM
I simply love to throw a party and make the whole evening about myself
My nephew (who shares my birthday) drew this portrait of me
August 31, 2023 at 12:00 PM
My nephew (who shares my birthday) drew this portrait of me
BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
August 31, 2023 at 3:16 AM
BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
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The phrase "bone dry" needs to be retired. Most bones are moist while in use. I have a biology degree
August 25, 2023 at 8:42 PM
The phrase "bone dry" needs to be retired. Most bones are moist while in use. I have a biology degree
I have accidentally caused a boy from the mountains (and now his boyfriend too) to become slightly obsessed with me
August 26, 2023 at 2:05 AM
I have accidentally caused a boy from the mountains (and now his boyfriend too) to become slightly obsessed with me
The new manager of the mouse factory seems to like me
August 25, 2023 at 5:11 AM
The new manager of the mouse factory seems to like me
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What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:
August 25, 2023 at 1:56 AM
What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM: