Profoundly, weirdly moved by my discovery that the town my Oma grew up in has been a settlement since 700BC. Idk why, but it feels both significant and utterly banal that, by the time the child whose birth we soon celebrate was born, these graves had been sitting in a sunny forest for 700 years.

just because it is important to flex everywhere, I did in fact come up with a final line for my thesis

this FREAKIN city man