9. Keep your eyes on the road. Avoid distractions like your phone, other passengers, and laughing at CyberTrucks stuck in the snow.

5/5

7. Study up on other religions. Keep a list of alternate deities handy for emergency prayers in case yours is a dud.

8. Practice funny faces and poses in the mirror. If you’re going to freeze to death in your car, at least you can give rescue teams a laugh when they find your body.

4/5

5. Keep an emergency kit in your car full of necessities for survival: a flashlight with batteries, road flares, water, a list of unresolved vendettas, etc.

6. Charge your phone. Being stranded in your car is no reason to miss out on Insta likes.

3/5

3. Keep a windshield ice scraper handy. You can use a credit card as an emergency scraper, but younger drivers may prefer to use Apple Pay.

4. Keep car doors from freezing shut by leaving them open all the time.

2/5

Yes, there are a lot of people who have a drinking problem, and none of them should be the Secretary of Defense.