gorobotgo.bsky.social
@gorobotgo.bsky.social
Lower your expectations, I’m mostly water.
People keep complaining about the new AI features in iOS 18, but my iPhone’s camera is giving me some absolutely fantastic and evergreen life advice lately
January 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
To everyone who insists that it was a “Roman salute”: please demonstrate it yourself in public, and allow those around you to treat you to what I think I will start referring to as a “Visigoth face massage.”
January 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I never imagined that we’d reach a point where buying an Apple product from Costco would be a way to support pro-DEI policies, but here we are.
January 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Winter driving tips:

1. Keep your gas tank full. Store some emergency gas in the glove compartment and cup holders

2. Check your battery. Snow goblins eat lead-acid batteries, so make sure yours hasn’t been eaten.

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January 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM