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me when Robyn
a woman wearing headphones holds a piece of paper in her hand
Alt: a woman wearing headphones holds a piece of paper in her hand
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November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
how do I let someone know they're extremely annoying without telling them that they're extremely annoying
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ttpd truly is the record that just keeps growing on me more and more the longer its out. seriously starting to challenge folkmore for my favorite taylor records.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
ruin the friendship is the best song ever made, thanks and goodbye
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
its absolutely insane how in not even 15 years, basic human decency, basic decorum, and a baseline respect for the role our world leaders inhabit has almost completely dissapeared from politics
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
that hazbin hotel finale was... certainly something
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
taylor can we stop with the intentional 'surprise' drops to keep other female artists away from number one? can we just stop with that now, please? its starting to give so highschool and not in a cute way
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If you're not literally a paparazzi, you standing around at some hotel or restaurants entrance so you can bother some random celebrity on their way out/in is WEIRD, YOU'RE WEIIIIIIIIRD. YOURE A WEIRD FREAKING WEIRDOOOOOOOOO GET A LIFEEE!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
my brother trying to gaslight me into supporting his fiancé taking a big ol' vacation in Dubai by saying that everyone who lives in a western country doesn't have a moral highground because child labour exists because of western capitalism
a man with long hair is making a funny face with his fingers in his ears
Alt: a man with long hair is making a funny face with his fingers in his ears
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November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
white cis man understand basic morality challenge level impossible
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
there was no reason for husk to screech angels name like that except that hes the down-baddest bitch in hell and i love that for them
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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once again manifesting 🙏✨
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
me when I buy something extremely cheap and its extremely cheaply produced and doesn't work
a green monster with the words the audacity written on it
ALT: a green monster with the words the audacity written on it
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November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Me watching Hazbin Hotel Season two:

Patrick Stump, what the fuck are you doing here
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I need Vivienne Medrano to get the Nobel Peace Price, her managing to get the creme de la creme of Broadway to do the voicework for Hazbin Hotel is saving lives
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I suppose my manifesting to get my favorite song from Joanne as the closer was a perfect illusion all along
October 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
excuse me what the fuck is that new rosalía song and why does is fuck that biblically
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Beeindruckend: Die rund 200 Milliardäre in Deutschland haben dreimal so viel Vermögen wie der gesamte Bundeshaushalt.
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
that Dracula song Tame Impala dropped grooves so fucking hard it feels illegal
October 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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warum heißt es springer verlag und nicht
October 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I need intelligence to be a sexy thing again
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
OMG KIMMI DROPPED A POPSONG
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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We’re just normal men
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM